Why do chavs always take their tops off and have pit bulls?

[jeanette1976]

Any ideas? Not that EVERYONE who has a pit bull is a chav so no offence, I think they're cute, but it's true! ;D

I guess I'm going to be like a lamb to the slaughter here.... yoiks!

[steviep165]

huge gold clown pendants!!!! have you seeen those things. terrible!!!

[whiffey]

WHAT is a clown pendant lol ?!!

[Octavius]

4getmenot, if you can provide me with a difinitive definition of what one is I will let you know.

[crete]

whiffey we know you are pretending you dont know but heard you had one ie clown pendant

[4getmenot]

Look in a dictionary.

[whiffey]

Huge TV dwarfing everything else in the room, mega England flags, shouting at the ref, kids called Keanu and Tracey.

[violetblue]

Why is this stereotype so attracted to appearing on Jeremy Kyle, Tricia, Jerry Springer etc?

[4getmenot]

and I did say it was a stereotypical view. You seem to be more on your high horse than anyone else on this post, So please dont call us all snobs when we didnt all look down on Chavs or say there was anything wrong with them. and nice one jiggy :-) and yer them clown pendants with dangly legs and massive gems on there bellies. :-)

[fee-is-me]

What/where is 'Elizabeth Duke'?

(Genuine question, sorry.)

[crete]

whiffey has just admitted he is a chav or i am being offensive to someone.

[jiggy-gb]

Fee, it's the jewellery sections of Argos, I bet that makes sense now?

[Pippa68]

Ahh..the big screen TV ~ forgot about that one. He put his foot through it in order to wrangle an insurance scam. It worked, and he bought himself an updated one.

Christmas time is like Blackpool illuminations in his garden. I am pretty sure he caused a blackout one year.

[dot.hawkes]

oh yes they buy their jewellry in argos and think they are posh
all the chavettes were 4ins strappy shoes with a black miniskirt and a devil tattoo on their ankle and a black mini skirt with a strappy top and size 38GG boobs pushing a buggy with a cup holder on the back containing a can of stella.

[steviep165]

dot, just want to say that i've just read your big post on the suggs page. its excellent. dont suppose you want to adopt me do you?

[mccfluff]

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

i live in chav town and i'm surrounded by them :-(

[whiffey]

Huge leather (real?) armchairs, a real bar at the back with real optics and bar stools, fridge full of Fosters, keeps shouting "Chelsea!! We won!! We showed em!!", postcards of Malaga and Faliraki, shades, sleeps in the garden when pi$$ed, always gets food poisoning after the weekly barbecue.

[fee-is-me]

Ah!

Thankyou jiggy... now i understand.

Ew...

Dot's right... all boobs and straps.

[crete]

dot why did you just give an accurate description of me on this site im quite upset.

[Pippa68]

Just leafing through my daughters 'book of chavs' I have just found out that Chavs frequent certain stores/eateries:

Primark
McDonalds
Netto
Aldi
Wilkinsons
Lidl
Argos
Woolworths (only if a sale is in progress)

Hope this helps ;o)

[crete]

whiffey you are becoming more attractive by the minute