Have you done or said anything silly recently?

[sense4all]

As always we have had our usual selection of "holiday howlers" that we regret as soon as we have uttered them! For example a member of the family asked is the sea wet? Look at that plane ( it was a seagull! )

[crete]

no way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wii man]

i was walking home from school with my friend and he saw the trail that planes leave in the sky he said "look at that comet" had me laughing for ages. One day when the same friend was at my house i banged my leg on the radiator and a bruise came up he said"that's skin cancer" that didn't make me laugh

[larkin]

However did you contain yourself ?

[twain11]

I was visiting an aquarium recently and overheard a woman asking if the sharks were real. I felt like telling her they were actually clockwork or a hologram.

[crete]

larkin do something please

[nat_84]

Few months back....

put fake tan on using a wooden spoon and a sainsburys plastic bag - that was pretty dumb...

[wii man]

stop larkin about ,i'm here all week

[crete]

rope now please

[wii man]

lol

[nat_84]

*hands crete rope*

[crete]

thanks its now or never

[larkin]

crete - I am thinking - is it me ? Starting to get a little paranoid !

[wii man]

i'm not paranoid which one of my enemies told you that. Again here all week

[crete]

ive lost the will to live

[larkin]

stay with us crete - it can only improve > Trust me !

[nat_84]

ok im leaving work now.

BE CAREFUL
IF U CANT BE CAREFUL

BE SAFE
IF U CANT BE SAFE

HAVE FUN!!!!
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[larkin]

Sorry, Nat84 - can't take you telling us to be careful seriously when u have just admitted to applying fake tan with a wooden spoon and plastic bag :-). No offence !

[crete]

fair point larkin a looney do you want the rope ?

[joby1]

Not long after we were married, hubby and i were having a romantic stroll in the woods looking at the different birds and I asked him 'what type of bird was woody woodpecker then?' I have never lived it down.

[crete]

quick the rope again please