my tried and tested favourite is as followed,
1. wake up with major hangover
2. feel sorry for ones self
3. head for medicine cabinet
4. make that toilet instead as want to throw up
5 Get anti-bacterial out and clean toilet
6. need to be sick again {fcuk the anti-bacterial}
7. put kettle on for very very strong coffee
8. kettles boiled but run out of coffee
9. Blame wife for not getting coffee when she went shopping
10. tell yourself i,m never ever ever Drinking again
11. fcuk it, i feel like sh!t, i,m going back to bed
12. Before i go to bed, ring best mate to meet down pub later.
This should surfice, if dosen't work, ring the 24 hour NHS helpline