To Zeus

[mean-russian]

Me and zeus were texting yesterday and he asked me a few questions. I have no credit so will answer them here.

No I will not hump you (hump?)
No you cannot have a link to the video of me and my ex sleeping together
No you cannot have a kiss
No you will never turn me
No I do not fancy you and never will
Please can you talk about something toher then sex?
How about food,clothes,work,holidays?@ Then again he would probobly find a way to include sex in all of those things.

[crete]

why i cant post an answer?

[tictactoe]

This could be a new slant on the Princess & The Frog...

Toad & The Ugly Russian


Roast parsnips

[mean-russian]

This is the real me.You must be the ED or else you would not be able to sign in with EXACTLY the same username.You would have to put a dot in or something. Proof that the ED really is my girlfriend or maybe the ED is ME!

[tictactoe]

Dumbo, the username is not the same, look carefully and you will see that the e is missing....

[ToadTorode]

This bothers me a bit of a lot.

You have ruined a simple risotto.

[mean-russian]

Oh toad! he he.Yes you are right the e is missing. I wandered why he was being so mean.

[DotH]

oh this is tedious in the extreme can someone post an interesting and uique thread that isn't a rehash of the who is SR debate please, the joke is older than me.

[tictactoe]

Pa�lla

[shaneystar2]

FFS how much longer do we have to put up with this meaningless drivel.....Tripe and Onions