To Zeus

[mean-russian]

Me and zeus were texting yesterday and he asked me a few questions. I have no credit so will answer them here.

No I will not hump you (hump?)
No you cannot have a link to the video of me and my ex sleeping together
No you cannot have a kiss
No you will never turn me
No I do not fancy you and never will
Please can you talk about something toher then sex?
How about food,clothes,work,holidays?@ Then again he would probobly find a way to include sex in all of those things.

[mean-russian]

Oh I would like to add it is nothing personal.I just do not fancy any men at all.

[tictactoe]

Shouldn't this be in Animals & Nature?

[mrrobbo15]

lol.....have u seen the price of vodka ?

[whiffy]

So, ignore the txts ?

[mean-russian]

This has nothing to do with animals? It is true robbo he did really text me!

[tictactoe]

Bubble & Squeak

[mean-russian]

No because that is mean and anyway he is funny and really quite sweet 1% of the time.99% of the time he is thinking of sex.

[mean-russian]

Hole in the toad

[mean-russian]

Toad in the hole I meant.Hey I am russian I have an excuse.

[drestie]

That's less than most men I know.

[redcrx]

oh no, you probably were talking about a hole in the toad

[DotH]

this isn't SR this is cobra/.zeus setting the whole thing up and yet again thinking we were all stood behind the door when the brains were given out

[mean-russian]

No this is sexyrussian.I text Z\eus last night and although he made me smile and I thought he was really sweet I was surprised how much of his texts involved the fact he thought I was fit and thought he could turn me.

[tictactoe]

Brains and faggots - thanks dot forgot about those !

[mean-russian]

Redcrx that is discusting!!!!!!!! No man will ever go there with me! YUCK!!!!!!!!

[whiffy]

This Russian is a fake. I know that, uniquely. Trust me. I ain't whiffey either, I just know.

[DotH]

no it is Brains faggots, from Cardiff lol

[crete]

riveting absolutely riveting ,

[crete]

riveting absolutely riveting.