what lines do you get muddled in songs?

[wonder years]

hes mine m jackson lets dance and shout shake your body to the ground i used to think it was shake your body like tooth brush, mud on the dance floor instead of murder, valarie instead of out of reach, oh a tree in motion inatead of poetry in motion, but i bet you have better ones than mine

[Neenee]

for years, i sang hot chocolates song "i believe in miracles" wrong

i sang, " i belivee in malcolm"

[wonder years]

thats a goodun!

[mccfluff]

i had a huge argument with someone over careless whisper

guilty feet

or guilty feelings?

[Neenee]

have got no rhythym.... surely its feet!!

[mccfluff]

its feet, had major rows over this in the past tho!

[electricblue]

That 10cc song,I dont like reggae' or something,well that one anyway,always used to sing i dont like cricket!

[whiffey]

wonder years, you have sent me to bed chuckling and happy, thank you !!

[SteveD]

You'll find a few here:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

[4getmenot]

Craig David - When the crowd say Post a letter.

[claireyfairy]

someone I know usd to sing "boogie with your dad" instead of "boogie wonderland" !!!!!

[Backdrifter]

electricblue, that 10cc song is Dreadlock Holiday and in one verse they DO sing "I don't like cricket"! (followed by "I love it"). So you weren't mistaken.

I can't remember who did the song but there's one where the chorus goes "I'm not talking 'bout movin' in, and I don't wanna change your life" or something. I genuinely thought it was "I'm not talking 'bout the linen". And while I don't wish to suggest I have a linen fixation, I could never work out whether Bowie, in Life On Mars, sang "Linen's on sale again", "Lennon's on sale again" or "Lenin's on sale again". I actually looked it up so I'd nail it for once, and yet I still can't remember, so I've obviously got a mental block with it.

SteveD that kiss-this-guy website is a nice idea but I got irritated with it as it was stuffed full of people so obviously trying to be funny by converting lines they already knew into what they MIGHT be misheard as.

[Backdrifter]

And oh yeah, Madonna La Isla Bonita - "Young girls with eyes like potatoes" and "Last night I dreamt of some pebbles"

I had a heated debate with a friend about that annoying Edie Brickell song "I Know What I Know", I was convinced she said "Choke me in the shallow water" which seemed feasible (and a good idea too). But he rightly said it was "chuck" in her over-emphasised country-girl accent.

[claireyfairy]

Backdrifter - I thought it was "Choke" aswell, that's what Emma Bunten sang aswel and that wasn't anything to do with an accent, unless she has misheard to!

[Backdrifter]

Bunton covered that? Didn't realise. And she sang choke too? Hmmmm, maybe I was right after all, I feel a lyric search a-coming on!

God, that's one of the most twee, girly, irritating songs EVER. Made worse that it's from an album called Shooting Rubber Bands At The Stars. Yeccchh.

[Miss Inquiry]

My ex used to sing "Africa" instead of "Aaahh freak out!" in the Le Freak, c'est chic classic - he had a really strong french accent aswell which made it sound even funnier.

[missmay]

ive been singing 'me and mrs brown' for ages..

[wonder years]

its really funny thinking of everybody singing the wrong words, and you can see why by just singing all the wrong bits, of there songs lol

[joko]

my mate used to sing "Flexic nuneral" to the chorus of a song CALLED "electric funeral!" by black sabbath

he wouldn't have it of course, even though those are not even real words!!

[SteveD]

Maybe this site is better:

http://www.rulefortytwo.com/mondegreenhall.htm

I just Googled for "misheard song lyrics".