pile cream?

[steviep165]

this is a bit of a follow up to the bags under the eyes question posted the other day where the advice was to use pile cream.
posy is always saying i look knackered, and i must admit she has a point. so how does pile cream get rid of the bags under your eyes? and is it not a bit dodgy using it so close to your peepers?

[raysparx1]

Hi stevie, hope you are good, well it does shrink things, I have heard of it being used like that, don't get any on your todger, it might mean a sex change you weren't looking for !!!

[steviep165]

hey hey, raymondo my good man. hope things are all good in sparx world.
wasnt planning on rubbing any on the old man. but i'l make sure i wash my hands after using it!!

[RATTER15]

I just used 6 tubes rubbing it on my buddha belly, how long before it works and how often should I do it, its going to cost a small fortune!!!

[raysparx1]

Hi stevie, I am fine thanks,getting sorted, wear gloves as well you don't want one little hand either do you now !!!

take care stevie, your a good bloke.

[Carakeel]

Guys, yes it does work and no, you should not get it near anything else before you put it under your eyes. Also, do NOT get it into you eyes. You need very little. Make sure you rub it in gently and it will work. It constricts the blood vessels and hence brings down the puffiness, also reduces the wrinkles apparently. I have been using it on and off for years and honestly, although well into my 50s, I have hardly any wrinkles around my eyes. I have often been told I look far younger than my age, which is really nice to hear. So there you are, give it a go! Much more effective and far cheaper than most of the cosmetic creams on the market! As for the rest of me ... sadly no hope there! Besides, some things just shouldn't be reduced down!

[crete]

excuse me ................stevep who says you look knackered ? RATTER ...........apply said cream at 2 hourly intervals. morning and night,

[steviep165]

hallo RATTER, do people rub your belly for good luck when they pass you? that would get irritating after a while!!
posy says crete. plain english to me, but nevermind.

[RATTER15]

Stevie, can you re-word the plain English bit, you lost me!!

Posy says crete?

[Carakeel]

So Ratter, ... you need your buddha belly rubbed then .... every two hours ... oh dear! Very interesting indeed!!! Any contributions needed for the cream? I agree, this may become costly for you! :)

[steviep165]

crete asked who said i looked knackered yes?
in my question posy (a person by the way) says i look knackered.
am i missing something.

[Eve]

It does work, i tend to put it on at night though as it's quite greasy