Ask me anything

[ELVIS68]

It`s my first night off work for ages and there aint much going on so fire away

[kuhugaq]

100 stone ?

[crilly2k]

country boy pluto is a piece of dirt on the hubble telescope and nasa are only after seeing now and have to make up this story that its not a planet to save face,,, thats my view

[dot.hawkes]

watch Hound Dog on there and try to imagine how amazing it must have seemed, (I was only 1 year old lol)

[TheTemptress]

return to sender!

[Redbel]

address unknown?

[crilly2k]

was he not that weight when he died!!!

[kuhugaq]

why does ward minter drive low cars and then moan about getting dazzled ?

beats me

[ELVIS68]

dot. sing us a song

[country_boy]

hmm - so why no planet any more - is it really just a lump of crap in orbit?

[kuhugaq]

just a lump of wastless floatilla crilly

[dot.hawkes]

Seven lonely days
And a dozen towns ago
I reached out one night
And you were gone
Dont know why youd run,
What youre running to or from
All I know is I want to bring you home

So Im walking in the rain,
Thumbing for a ride
On this lonely kentucky backroad
Ive loved you much too long
And my loves too strong
To let you go, never knowing
What went wrong

Kentucky rain keeps pouring down
And up aheads another town
That Ill go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,
Searchin for you
In the cold kentucky rain,
In the cold kentucky rain

Showed your photograph
To some old gray bearded man
Sitting on a bench
Outside a genral store
They said yes, shes been here
But their memory wasnt clear
Was it yesterday,
No, wait the day before

So I finly got a ride
With a preacher man who asked
Where you bound on such a dark afternoon?
As we drove on thru the rain
As he listened I explained
And he left me with a prayer
That Id find you

[chimney]

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

[maggie01]

Did you decide on getting your dog for your sons?

[Lore]

How come you had a night off without a signed leave of absence from me?

I hope you're not planning on getting paid for this!

:oP

[ELVIS68]

No Maggie we`re still looking, we saw some last week but unfortunately they wer`nt suitable.

Ooh so sorry Loren, shall I just work every day of the week without a day off, lol
How`s the bump doing?

[mccfluff]

do i go on the boat trip with loas of druken men or play it safe and stay at home?

[nicki twigs]

fancy doind a duet just like the old days elvis ????

they let me off the cruise boats for a wee while

[-Zorro-]

gangbang mcfluffy

[mccfluff]

i have 1 hour to decide, but after Zorro's comment hink i might just stay at home and clean the fridge

[Carakeel]

Hey Elvis, did you know that my brother went out with Precilla, just before you took her to the States? Never went further than two dates though, honestly.