Does it hurt?

[fatmanlevi04]

When you, well you know???, especially when you can't see and its even worse when you have lost your keys lol

[fatmanlevi04]

Ratter I hope you have not put your shaven hair inside the you know what with the lid on, what will every1 think

[RATTER15]

Don't come that with me you said to put it there, on the shelf with glass eye!! you lying scoundrel

[fatmanlevi04]

RATTER the rocking horse ate the keys mate, you always blame that poor wooden horse, back to see the shrink your father always said if the council had turned those street lights back on your third eye would be with the soya gaaawwddddddddddddddd

[fatmanlevi04]

Now RATTER you know I have only rated your answer 3 starrs so you come quietly, I dont want you to lose your keys in the dark again, thats why it hurts lol

[fatmanlevi04]

or rather stars

[robbo82]

I've just found some inside the Branston Pickle jar covered in masking tape and goats cheese. Oh, hang on, it's 11.45! How foolish of me.

[fatmanlevi04]

Robbo Ive told you about eating late at night you will have nightmares, now where is the remote

[fatmanlevi04]

I wonder if we could start a world record and make this the longest thread the answer bank has ever seen and the most dumb??

[fatmanlevi04]

Rubbish you are all rubbish can not even complete a simple task of extending this thread honestly!!!!

[fatmanlevi04]

The thread is breaking nooo, I am melting please help me uuuggghhh (sound of a thread drowning)

[RATTER15]

Pick yourself up you fool, did you find that other shoe whilst wearing the black tie on the broken road. What rocking horse?? and it wasnt even green!!

[fatmanlevi04]

I can't get the bloody foot of my head I tell you Ratter I am drowning and some none abber is standing on me, save me and tell them to get offffrffffffff, I promise you can have marmite sndwiches for your packed lunch tomorrow

[fatmanlevi04]

I am going to tell every1 (who is crazy enough to be up at this foolish hour) that YOUR glass eye is mixed in with the soya inside your tea which was eaten by the rocking horse owned by the man with the green not red tieeeeeeee

[fatmanlevi04]

Anyway dear Abbers I would love to continue but my tired eyes are looking for my bed let the thread go on through the night long live the thread long live the thread

[RATTER15]

I'm not telling that weird girl nothing, last time I saw her she was wearing my flat cap that I gave to the milkman of next week, and she was strange indeed!!

[RATTER15]

Long live the dead!! he died last week, it may just be a rumour though!!

[fatmanlevi04]

I bet she has got your glass eye!!!, I told you it was not on the shelf

[RATTER15]

It was on the shelf under the remote by the fridge, the rocking horse is a fictitious man in disguise with a rope on Wednesday only.

[RATTER15]

Oh!! and fridays sometimes if its sunny

[fatmanlevi04]

Hey Ratter we are onto 37 answers give me my wooden legs back and I will gallop this thread on my NOT ficticious rocky horse onto at least 40, gee-up, diddleum diddleum diddleum dum dum, diddleum diddleum diddleum, mm does that sound like a macho horse race tune or WHAT