Does it hurt?

[fatmanlevi04]

When you, well you know???, especially when you can't see and its even worse when you have lost your keys lol

[fatmanlevi04]

Its gonna taste great its gonna taste great, sh*t its almost morning this horse is not getting me any where fast put the lights on you fools

[RATTER15]

you just want 69 with a rocking horse you weired one eyed doll loving road digging red socked animal!! I'm shocked!!??

[fatmanlevi04]

S***it you have guessed my identity, you will pay with your life, I'm off time for the next question lol

[RATTER15]

You are off!! the fridge battery is as flat as the car tyre on the vets carriage on a tuesday you mad person without the glass eye on a thursday

[RATTER15]

Get yourself out of that lazy bed you tiresome fourposted thing you. goodnight

[fatmanlevi04]

Bet you can't guess my next question you Dick Turpin hihway theif with onew leg half a shaven head and you have got my bloody rocky horse down your truser leg, give me it back, tyrant

[fatmanlevi04]

RATTER our twisted little conversation has got us onto 45 smackaroo answers oh my little word (WILL you give me my bloody horse back)

[RATTER15]

Stand on the back of the rocking horse and peer through the wooden table until the steel floor melts, catch the molten steel in a rubber bucket and build a battleship and shoot a hole the ceiling, buy a step ladder from b&Q and climb out tho hole in floor, you catch me out that easy.

[TheTemptress]

yeah it hurts, my hubby went to my neighbours (locked out, no key)dressed as a black and white minstrel (yeah i know! not allowed noo but it was a few years ago). she called the police and he was lifted! i had to come down and see him covered in puke, black and white face, afro wig, dinner suit, white gloves...and a stupid look. boy was he grounded for a month!!! ps..i was at another party as the tin man and had been biffed in the face by an idiot who didnt like my costume....oh i love halloween!!!

[fatmanlevi04]

Ratter you are devilishly clever but the rocking horse was not in the room its still trying to get into the room from the other side, your glass eye isnt helping hop over to specsavers and get it a pair of glasses. Oh you cant your in the steel room and cant get out lol

[RATTER15]

Its not a horse!! its a black and white minstrel on Halloween night, cover in puke by a Temptress in a bow tie.

[RATTER15]

At the weekend??

[TheTemptress]

hey, i was in tin foil!!! wasnt my puke....there was a guy dressed as roy rodger though! he had a horse! or was it a donkey???

[RATTER15]

Don't you dare rodger the horse dressed as a tin man and blame Worzel Gummidge for the mistake with the glass eye's downright hussy you!!

[fatmanlevi04]

WE ARE ONTO 53 answers can we make it a result of 100 replies by morning? And who has got my horse, Ratter I have just tripped over your bloomin glass eye, I now need to attend casualty and I cant find the wooden three legged horse to get me there

[RATTER15]

The 3 legged horse slipped on the Temptress's puke and fell on top of the tin man whilst wisteling dixie to the surgeon at casualty. Fool!!

[RATTER15]

Or was that whistling dixie you numb skull on a trolley in Tesco

[fatmanlevi04]

What has happened to the broken glass eye? Did it fall off the wooden three legged horse on The temptresses puke

[RATTER15]

It was blown away when the rocking horse farted and you were caught sniffing it through a crisp bag, that was so gross. I hate cheese and onion crisps!!

[fatmanlevi04]

And was it wearing three odd socks that have gone missing from my eashing machine