if u h8 ur job try this.........

mnko | 10:53 Tue 19th Sep 2006 | Body & Soul

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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favourite chair.

Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there
is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

"NOW, HAVE A GLORIOUS DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A WORSE JOB THAN YOU"

Feeling blue :O(

Heaven

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kat_2502

U have got to be joking??

mnko

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no thats what is says.

aka pixi

hahahahaha aww thanks for that mnko, I will definately remember it when Im having a bad day lol (erm do you think they are sterilised after being tested? yuk !!)

spk

Ahhh MNKO you always save the day ! Just made me laugh out loud yet again thanks ! x :O)