Must have: dark brown hair, a reasonable figure that has something to hold on to, a loveyly botom, sense of humour, fun to be with, enjoys a good drink and good food, a lady like constitution (no female rugby players for me, I like a woman to be a woman), genuine and with integrity.
Must not have: a penchant for tobacco smoking, yellow teeth, their head up their own bottom, an overbearing sense of underachievement and self-dissatisfaction (no constant whining about weight, skin etc), an overbearing sense of self-importance and materialistic tendencies.
Thats all. Oh, and a great big pair of ........
blue/brown/green/hazel eyes.