just split up with girlfriend!

[Daave]

my girlfriend has just informed me that she no longer loves me and wants me to move out!!
then she left for work.


great news on a sunday morning!

anyone else having a nice day so far?

[Daave]

well, its both of ours, apart from the fact that she paid the bond, which is a pain in the bum cause this is what makes it hers.. im not really arguing with that part.. i probably couldnt stand to stay here .. too many memorys...

but sunday?

why didnt she tell me when i had enough time to do something about it.. the world stands still here on a sunday.., my mate who i thought i could stay with for a day or two has gone for a long weekend in london, so im stuck here...

[RATTER15]

Great thinking PinkFizz, see there is a way you can keep your broadband!!!

[divegirl]

Didn't spot that one Pinkfizz..... pack her stuff then....call her bluff....sorry not showing much solidarity with the girls am I?

Lisa x

[Daave]

maybe... i could get around all of this by murdering her... then, id get to keep the house, keep her AND my broadband plus i wouldnt have to work out how to use two washing machines..


hmm.....

[divegirl]

Quick....get some one over from the Law section.....he's loosing it.......

[Daave]

arent the mixed emotions of hatred and depression etc confusing...
im in bits here!

im thinking the best thing would be to quit my job, and move away completely....

that way i dont have to see her again. and it wont hurt as much.

[PinkFizz]

Change the locks whilst she it out - you have just over 3 hours - hurry!!

[divegirl]

[email protected] thinking Batman!

[PinkFizz]

That'll annoy her a tad won't it.Even better - pack her stuff and put it in a cab and send it to her work! : 0 )

[RATTER15]

Daave don't do anything in a hurry, don't murder her just yet, wait a day or two!!

Just stay where you are for a few days whether she like it or not, just to give yourself time to think about the next move.

That what I done, I jumped in my car and didn't realise what I was doing until I got halfway down through France on my way to Portugal lol, then I turned around and came home, not to her though!!

[divegirl]

Like your style Pinkfizz ;O] .....however....don't think we're helping much on the emotional side....if you see what I mean......Is it too early for a little vodka....that might help!!!

[PinkFizz]

Ive searched google and Ive found a few hitmen but they are a bit busy till friday - can you wait that long??

[divegirl]

Daave.....can i ask you a question?

Are we helping at all?

[Carakeel]

Daave, so sorry you are having to go through this! Why does she think you should move out - why doesn't she move out? Do you rent together or has either of you invested more into where you live than the other? Is it that?

It must be so hard loving someone who has fallen out of love with you. If this is her only reason then you two should try to separate amicably. I think you should not leave today, but stay and tell her that you respect that she doesn't want to live with you if she no longer loves you. But that she must also respect the fact that you cannot just be flung out on the street because of the way she feels. Tell her that you will need a week to sort yourself out and that during that week you will do everything you can to keep the peace -But do then stick to this! If she no longer loves you, then it was best she was honest and told you. But that doesn't mean that you have no right to be treated fairly with regards to moving out! Whatever you do, do not become aggressive or loud, it never helps situations like this. Just try to stay calm. Take a deep breath and try to start planning your new life as soon as possible. The quicker the break the better the chances are you might after a little time keep your friendship. Good luck, I hope it all works out.
Keep your lovely sense of humor and never lose your smile Daave!

[Daave]

oooh, vodka.... now theres an idea!
that'd teach her a lesson, if she came in and i was blind drunk.. she'd have to listen to me if i was drunk...
(there is no logic in this, im just trying to justifiy getting drunk in the middle of the afternoon!)

hitmen... naa, i better not.. it might come back on me at some point!

if i changed the locks, she'd probably break the door down to get in...
stuff in a taxi... lol now that would be funny... VERY funny..

[PinkFizz]

Go on Daave,call the cab - you know you want to!!!

[Daave]

yeah, its helping a lot,

my keyboards getting pretty bashed up tho!



woah! Carakeel, thankyou, its really nice that you typed all of that, everyone is helping to cheer me up, but that answer was really calming and made me think,


i havent a clue what im going to do, but im not going to do anything in a hurry, if i was going to go, then id have gone already... and if id given up i would probably (and creepily seriously) burned th house down and left...

the annoying thing is, i do still love her, and i dont want to go.

[PinkFizz]

I know we're trying to cheer you up - but Carakeel is very true in what she says.Wait for her to get home and talk to her calmly.xx

[divegirl]

Of course you love her....We, as humans, don't just form a bond with someone, just to let let one little problem break it apart, unless you're a man.....******, you are a man....get the Voddy...........

[divegirl]

.....and you know you want to call that cab!!!!!!