Fat aS$ ??

[spk]

One of my colleagues has just said I have a fat behind, in a jokey sense but he still said it and Im offended. Im size 10 and dont think I have a big bum, nobody has ever mentioned it before but I need a retort to put him in his place !
Thanks

[beejaybee]

I can loose my fat arse but you can`t loose that ugly mug.

[stylinsam]

i may have a fat arse but your ugly and i can lose weight!!!

[admarlow]

why not ask him why he is so interested in your ar$e anyway?

[admarlow]

...or tell him you have logged a complaint against him and really scare him!!!!

[Octavius]

Someone said that to me once and I replied that you need a big hammer for a big nail. Only works for blokes mind, but you could say one of the suggestions above or just comment on his small hands and feet.

[smudge]

I would totally ignore his remark, unless he says it again!

He's obviously underdeveloped somewhere & probably not just his brain!

[MORELLO]

Fu#k Off, usually works!

[spk]

Thanks guys- I just sort of sat there and went a bit purple and speechless and my other male colleague was horrified and told him off. I know he didnt mean it and it was just in jest but Im really offended. Men can be so daft sometimes ! Thanks for cheering me up about it !

[newtron]

Some guys like big bums. Maybe he meant it as a compliment.

[sunflower71]

what a f*cking arse he is (excuse the pun!)
If your a size 10 then your arse is perfect!

Guys really annoy me, who do tey think they are to say these kind of things to you.
Why was he looking at it.

Yer tell him you took offence and are going to report him that should wipe the smug smile from his face.

[spanner7853]

I'd say 'maybe but say that to me again and you'll have a fat lip!!!' what a t*&6

[Craig007]

Have you got a picture of it? Then we can decide for you! ;o)
Seriously tho, who is this idiot, he is obviously single with no idea how to talk to ladies, tell him he will never get his hands on it for as long as you have all your senses!

[spk]

And you know the best of it, hes not exactly a stranger to a fish supper himself hes not really in a position to comment on someone else !

Thanks again I feel alot better.. Still want to kill him though

[nat_84]

"Couldnt give a sh!t what u think - coz i'm soon to be shagg!ng fitty!"

[admarlow]

tell him admarlow is comming around for a ''word''

[spk]

Funnily enough Craig he is single. What a shocker !!

[spk]

LMAO cheers Nat and Admarlow !! xx

[Craig007]

You didnt mention if you had a pic of it tho SPK! :)

[PinkFizz]

Tell him it looks big compared to the size of his d*ck!!

[spk]

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