1-0 to mr minter

[dilf]

im waiting for my sisters to phone me and call me back to sunderland to be with my mother as she dies. the radiotherapy that cured the cancer caused her to suffer a perforated bowel. they cannot operate [age] and have told us all that me mam wont be leaving hospital,they will not give her aggresive resussitation if her heart stops. now my sisters who i left with her on sunday have been told that they should stay in sunderland rather than follow me back to devon. i dont know what to do, im dying inside and i have the job of breaking the news to my kids yet

jeez i knew it was coming but its hard to roll with this blow. im alright tho , grown men dont cry eh soppy tw@t [laughing now]

[curlyfilm]

prawn sandwiche any one??

[ummmm]

Yes of course.....lot's of mayo ;-)

[-Zorro-]

dillf.....say the word and the beast that is Zorro will be set looose...on the sick f/ck that is taunting your mum

[dilf]

no he's disabled and beaten on both threads already

he's been quiet for a while i expect his mams letting him watch big bro

have a prawn sarnie zorro and chill out mate tho i'd probly skip the mayo if i were you

and you dont know where that cucumber has been either

[dilf]

shouldwe play our tamed ferret a song as a peace offering. he likes bowie dont he https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRtyXMXwcs

make sure you join in with the chorus

[dilfs_sister]

will she make it trough the night ?
i hope not
dilfs mum is a smelly pooey toon-loving soon too be dead wrinkled diseased old prune. LOL

[dilf]

guess she gave shearer the elbow eh... thats my ma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRtyXMXwcs

all together now

once again you are thwarted mary im toying with you
im having to pull my punches now. you only have one form of attack man. shape up take your butt plug out and try another technique. maybe newcastle will sign beckham and help you out of a corner
or try just cutting and pasting the reply cos like a status quo record its the same again and again
i bet your over the moon that not many abers will see this . cos its a missmatch your being slaughtered

go on, get your jim jams on and jump into bed with your mum. she might tell you a war story

i can sense you screaming in frustration he he he . there there mummy kiss it better

and YOU were a officer in the british army.

not a cat in hells chance you dozy get

get to bed

NOW

[ummmm]

I'm reading it......

I like your style dilf xx