Lapdancers and strippers required please!!

[PinkFizz]

Im thinking of opening the AB Nightclub for exclusive members only,and am holding intervierw this afternoon!

So I need:
Strippers - male or female
Lapdancers
Barstaff
DJ
Bouncers.

All applicants will be seen.Who's first??





(and this is only a bit of fun as a few need cheering up so pls don't ban - thankyou!)

[whiskeysheri]

How did I know you'd find the strip club, you little perv?!

(How you doing, babe?) x

[wonderwoman1]

whiskey have you left us Coyote Gorgeous girls and going solo?????

[steviep165]

all the better for landing this gig cheers!!! lol

[whiskeysheri]

No way, missy!

<whispers> We're the main attraction ;o)

[-Zorro-]

well Im wearing the right clobber


http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h241/Cobra71 2/mac.jpg

[steviep165]

im counting on you three to get this place packed with dribbling men willing to spend there hard earned savings on gallons of ale.
so go, i'l make it worth you're while!! lol

[wonderwoman1]

right ladies, hoses at the ready!.....posy you have lost a tassle!!

[robbo82]

Gallons of ale, Stevie? This is a classy establishement, we only serve the finest contintental lagers here...oh, and whiskey, of course.

[steviep165]

dont worry sasha, its in my drawer next to ma sheri's particulars.

[~x ello x~]

um, i think everything is in place, how do i look?? are we ready girls?? xXx

[-Zorro-]

well Im off round with my pint glass to collect for the strippers to put on a lesbo show

[robbo82]

There's some money for your jar, Zorro!

[steviep165]

good work zorro. thats the kind of initiative i like to see.
consider yourself promoted, with all the perks that come with it!!

[Katie~77]

I don't suppose there is need for a lesbian nun stripper, so I'll sit this one out.x

[-Zorro-]

I thought ALL nuns were lesbos.

[Katie~77]

I know the ones that taught me probably were, but would anyone really want to see that???x

[PinkFizz]

Christ!! Look at the mess in here! What on earth did you lot do last night??

There's empty bottles and tassels everywhere!

[steviep165]

they've made a right mess pinky.
i came in early too get the delivery in and stock up and walked into this shambles!!
you need a different firm for you'r cleaners boss.

[nat_84]

Sorry the Tassles will be mine...

*bends over to pick them up*

Me and a client got carried away last night... sorry boss....
*hangs head in shame....*

but on a positive note, he did spend �500+ at the bar!!!

*grins*

[PinkFizz]

Well it looks like its gona be a busy day bosy and girls !