Help the drunk get home...

[nat_84]

Being as the threads all seem to be slightly depressing, thought this might cheer some of you up!

http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk/help_the_ drunk_get_home.php

[nat_84]

i would offer u a lapdance sam but think you'd be happier with the fireman fms - thats if he's about....!?

Im gonna chill my boots (quite literally) at the bar until we get a few more punters in - if thats ok with u boss pinky?

[nat_84]

*hands orange juice (with vodka) to lubes*

[stylinsam]

i dont even think thatd cheer me up nat!! id much prefer! a hot water bottle and my big fleecy pjs and my big teddy bear!!!!!

[admarlow]

G & T for me today pls.

[4getmenot]

if you all want a laugh while you're drunk check out pippas link on the moustache post below.

[loobie]

Cheers Nat!! Tell you what Sam. That fms certainly knows how to show a lady a good time!!!! And such a gentleman for taking me home in my drunken state!!!

[stylinsam]

aww loobs you can have him hun, im not in the mood! ;oP

[stylinsam]

and im sure hes a gentlemen but if he doesnt work miracles hes no use to me!!! lol

[nat_84]

*hands admarlow a G&T* its on the house hunni bunni.

sam - just think only 10 minutes to go - thats nothing!

[4getmenot]

5m's, but the Other week I came out the back of the pub and looked up the road and I could see a bloke had just walked into a post, he was staggering along very drunk so I shouted left, left, right, up the pavement, step round the sign, until he got to end of road, he did fall in a bush at one point then got out again so I carried. So I guess you could say I�ve played this for real.

[PinkFizz]

nat/loobie - you're on the wrong thread!!! China is waiting!

[nat_84]

huh! where boss where?!

[China Doll]

Sighs... what are you all doing over here? There's no blooming staff in the other place, FMS is waiting to buy the girls a drink and you two are hogging the lovely Mr Admarlow who has been our only customer.... honestly, if you don't sort it out the club will end up getting closed down again, which is a shame as it's only just been opened!

[nat_84]

i can't find where the thread is..... :o(

Might be the alcohol getting to my head already :o)

[loobie]

Oh well say hi to everyone wherever they are!! I'm off home!! see you xxxxxxx

[China Doll]

Sighs... go in to your profile, look at questions you gave answers to and you'll see Nat.

Wages will be docked at this rate ;0)

[larkin]

knock knock knock ...............anyone in ?