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nat_84 | 15:49 Wed 04th Oct 2006 | Body & Soul
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Being as the threads all seem to be slightly depressing, thought this might cheer some of you up!

http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk/help_the_ drunk_get_home.php
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47meters is my best so far ! I should be better what with all the experience ive had!
15:50 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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oooh 53meters now :o)
15:52 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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lol! i only got 8 metres :-)
15:56 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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23 now! this is a bit like when my boyf is drunk lol :-)
15:58 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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wooo hooo 66 meters......!!

How the flippin eck did people get things like 15,000!!! or 10,000!!!!

They mustve been really bored....
16:01 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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Nat - trying to talk in code here - erm.......you may be needed to dance 2nite if you catch my drift!! fish ur boots out etc.......how am I doing??
16:06 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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And lonely that would have taken hours!!!!
16:08 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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Yes my boots are in my bag - gonna come to the club straight after work - the ok with you boss?
16:14 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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that*
16:14 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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yes - as long as you've got my drift - lets just say that somebody is waiting at the bar for you this vey second - the closure was a temporary one!!
16:17 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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oooohhh - exciting....please dont tell me its that fat 65year old man that was there last night licking �5 notes and sticking them too me batty.... really would rather go without boss...

U expecting a big crowd tonight?

72 meters woooo...
16:20 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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well pop and see - he's waiting!

erm - 3 metres!!!??
16:21 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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Yeah im going... just waiting for Lucious Loobie Lubes, my dancing partner....seen her about?

Just bumped into spk - told her she had better get to work on time - or you'll have her!
16:29 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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8 meters ;o(
16:31 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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I'm here Nat!! Luscious Lubes is in the building!!! Now where's the lovely Admarlow!!!!
16:32 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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wooo hooo - hey Lubes.

Im well up for it tonight - started drinking already - whats ur poison?

cheeky tequila?
16:35 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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ho loobie - if you would care to check where you were yesterday you will see that all has been restored!! But dont tell anybody!
16:35 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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can i have a triple vodka please and a few tranquilisers to knock me asleep. or anything to cheer me up!!!
16:39 Wed 04th Oct 2006
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Ooo Nat, I've got an awful hangover!! I'll just be on the orange juice tonight!!! Got me boots packed and me tassles on the ready!!!!
16:40 Wed 04th Oct 2006

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