what do you wish you could do!!!

[Agent_Smith]

i wish i could play the piano but i cant!!!!!

what do you wish you could do?

[Captain Swab]

Or maybe be a giant wasp-man creature, imagine the torment you could inflict.

[crete]

captain swab. do you read a lot of comics lol

[ELVIS68]

Captain Swab, do you smoke a lot of weed

[crete]

whiffey what code are we using tonight ?

[Captain Swab]

Weed is smoked from time to time, i used to read the Beano AND the Dandy, but i don't that has anything to do with it..... it's tough down here, dreams like mine are well valid.

[Captain Swab]

think*

[crete]

elvis and i are sorry for thinking you are a dope .

[crete]

sorry elvis, but i didnt want captain swab to be upset,

[Captain Swab]

Well your initial thoughts aren't completely unfounded, i admire your thinking.

[whiffey]

Are there any Scottish people on here tonight ?

[crete]

just for you whiffey................... the noo lol

[Captain Swab]

Much further south, Pompey. But i do know some scottish fellas if thats any good.

[whiffey]

I know some Scottish people too, and Tesco on the bypass stock haggis which looks like homogenised lamb in a microwaveable pouch.

[ELVIS68]

All the jocks are on the other site

[luckyeight]

Captain Swab have you seen the B movie 'The Wasp Woman'?

[Captain Swab]

No but you have now made me interested, i shall look it up asap. Cheers.

[-Zorro-]

move objects with my mind

[laurence2]

Get 6 numbers on the lottery?

[-Zorro-]

or even better 7 nos in the Eurolottery

[stylinsam]

i wish i could dance. not just the two step. lol