Ok seeing as you are so dim, I will rephrase:
"Eejit, I presume you are indeed an eejit?"
Is that better? Stop replying to the responses if you find us all so boring.
Actually Mr Eejit, I am a single mother, work full time, my daughter is 3 1/2 and my house is very clean, now back off or i'll chuck my chardonnay over you. :P