Big head!

[FREDAFROG]

My boyfriend stands in front of the mirror at night and says (in a deep American accent) thank you god you're so generous did you have any left for the others!! Has your oh got any silly things they say?

[redcrx]

i dont get it, is he talking about body hair or excess fat??? :)

[ELVIS68]

Probably his big fat a$$ if he`s a yank

[raysparx1]

if he has an excess of piles, might I suggest making some "pile wine" you can squeeze the grapes

[raysparx1]

Glass of wine zac ? do you like rolf harris ? or are you like a wicket ?

[Octavius]

Well I just look in the mirror every night and say

'yeah, well thanks a lot Mr G.O.D'

In a cokkernee accent, me owd china.

[muffty]

I'm whole, so I don't have a(n) 'other half'

[Carakeel]

muffty, I think I know what you mean. I felt that way for 20 years, was perfectly happy to be on my own. Then I met my Love and realised that I could be even happier!!!

[muffty]

Oh Carakeel, I meant I'm me a whole person, not that I don't have a husband. I just don't like the term as if you are only half a person without the man/woman in your life! lol