So the Pope uses condoms....

[noxlumos]

Talk about how not to write a Headline... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21112006/323/vatican- health-ministry-completes-report-condoms-pope. html

It's a bit like
"Panda, eats, shoots, and leaves..."

Anyone got anymore?

[noxlumos]

Oh God Hellion LMFAO.
I remember that Sali Mali thing from when we lived in Wales briefly, very weird indeed.

[pie+mash]

Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says

Specialist: Electric Chair can be "Extremely Painful"

[jno]

this one's only going to be visible for another couple of days

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/articles/inde x.cfm?id=28526§ion=News&freebie_check&CFID =7033180&CFTOKEN=31826797&jsessionid=8830e5ca1 cc97d447364

[noxlumos]

evening pie+mash :)

[jno]

oh, and a couple of wartime classics: '8th Army Push Bottles Up Germans' and 'McArthur Flies Back to Front'.

[pie+mash]

evening guvnor,

Sun or rain expected today, dark tonight

Physics predict world didn't end yesterday

[redcrx]

Reminds me of a card written on a funeral wreath. The relatives of the deceased had just written their 3 names on it.

It read 'Glad, Barb and Dave'

[pie+mash]

Iraqi head seeks arms

Organ festival ends in smashing climax

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Squad helps dog bite victim

Farmer bill dies in house

[ummmm]

Hello you crazy lot!!!

[pie+mash]

Was that really a headline, ummmmmm?

[noxlumos]

Hello jno, redcrx, ummm and all.
I like the "Glad, Barb and Dave" one particularly... just tickled my sick sense of humour.

[-Zorro-]

"The bowler's Holding, the batsmans Willey"

[Hellion]

I worked in a restaurant when I was a student and we used to write our names on the bottom of the order, on large tables sometimes two of us worked together. A guest complained to the manager one night that we had been extremely rude about his party and demanded his money back and our instant dismissal. As Madelaine and Hellion we had put 'Mad and Hel' on the bill!!!

[pie+mash]

Red Tape holds up New Bridges

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Man Struck by Lightening faces Battery Charge

[pie+mash]

Stud Tires Out

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Police begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunk gets Nine Months in Violin Case

[pie+mash]

Pie+Mash goes into Kitchen to make a coffee

[RATTER15]

Lunatic ravaged the washer women in the local laundry and runs off, Headlines read:

Nut screws washers and bolts!!

[RATTER15]

You mean this pope? http://i15.tinypic.com/48gj29s.jpg

[-Zorro-]

has that hoover sucked his teeth out

[notfrom-oz]

fireman look into how a house burnt down'....duh a fire maybe