Questions for Mr Promising

[Eve]

Am chatting to a lovely guy online and he has said I can ask him whatever I want to find out more about him.

Thought it'd be interesting (and amusing) to open it up to your dear selves for some suggestions.

The best ones will be asked :)

x

[whiffey]

R U a man or a woman ?

50/50 chance of a correct answer. Sorry, but that's the way it is. Some people are fearful fibbers on the net.

[laurence2]

Whats his goal in life

[bobtheturkey]

ask about his saucepan

[Lore]

What name does he use in Answerbank? :o/

[partyanimal]

Hi Jenna,
Ask him if he is married??

[laurence2]

and his oven gloves & the colour of his duvet.

And has he met someone else and been very charming online before

[whiffey]

How long does it take him to knock off a quick one ?

(or her, same difference)

[laurence2]

A work mate of mine met someone online once, it took him about 10 seconds to bowl her over

Ps, hes a train driver

Boom Boom

[joby1]

Is he rich?
what are the possibilities of him becoming rich (inheritence etc)?
Has he got a big willy or tongue? :-))

[Eve]

pmsl @ all of you!!!

[Eve]

He seems to be very sweet and gentlemanly, said he'll treat me right :)

He's a medical student at the mo training to be a doctor :)

Feeling the need to check out his bedside manner ;)

[ummmm]

Ask him if he likes pain

[havinmysay]

wow jenna u got yourself a gooden there im seeing pound signs.
its hard to think of anything coz i dont no what u already no
xx

[whiffey]

Red Alert !! Be very suspicious of any medical student studying to be a doctor, it's too unusual. But, if you must persist, ask this:

Can you draw me a diagram of the brachial plexus that does not look like Clapham Junction ?

[joby1]

-sorry jenna-

Hi LORE!

Hows babs? Congratulations girl! :-)) x

[laurence2]

Ask him some medical questions to tell if hes telling the truth, heres some for starters,

1. What happens if you stop breathing
2. what colour are Doctors coats
3. How many times do doctors try to get it on with nurses
4. What hospital does he study at
5. How long is his training
6. What field is he specialising/studying in

[laurence2]

whiffey, does that make me intelligent then, as i could draw you a map of clapham jct {with all its 17 platforms lol

[Eve]

LOL :) He's meant to be dissecting an abdomen today on a real body!!!

No worries Joby :)

[joby1]

lovely!! Seriously Jenna, if you ever meet him, check his nails love!! :-))

[whiffey]

Faeces in Formalin. Ask him to wash his hands before groping you.