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Haggis?
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How do you catch a haggis?
Are tehy quick?
What do they look like?
Do I Need to set a trap
can i keep them as pets
are they good to eat
can I bred them, can i catch them
are they friendy.will they eat me
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Are tehy quick?
What do they look like?
Do I Need to set a trap
can i keep them as pets
are they good to eat
can I bred them, can i catch them
are they friendy.will they eat me
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.It is rumoured that some butchers are now farmimg them and selling them off as wild. Be careful when you buy one. It should have the Cross Saltire stamped on it as an authentic wild haggis. They don't make good pets & you need to serve an apprenticeship to learn the art of haggis trap making. If you are really lucky you can get hold of a left handed one, they taste much better.
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How to catch a Haggis..... Make up 3lb of porridge oats with plenty of salt. Sing roaming in the gloaming,while doing the highland fling. This will get him totally confused and when he comes for the porridge chuck a kilt over his head.Bash him over the head with a claymore,he is now ready for the pot.
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