the stuff kids come out with!

[unruliejulie]

My 3 year old son has just had me in fits with something he just said. He has just been to the loo and it was a little bit, loose , shall we say, he looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "urghh, its melted poo "
What is the funniest thing your little one has come out with?

[joby1]

Just been the barbers with my youngest lad, my daughter (whos just turned 4) Said in her loudest voice "do you think she (the hairdresser) Knows what she's doing?. The kind hairdresser nearly wet herself!

[warpig1]

pmsl @ spurslady 'daddy's your brother', how embarrassing and funny all at the same time, brilliant.

[lorraine29]

jack my youngest son was talking to his older brother about his french lessons tom was telling him that in french his name was pronounced tom-ass to which jack replied does that mean my name is jackass then?

Lorraine x

[Jules001]

my 5 yr old nephew said the other day whilst watching strictly come dancing, " I like Emma (Bunton) she makes my willy go hard !. " I expect she has that affect on quite a few males

[unruliejulie]

LMAO @ jules! excellent! how many males would admit that quite so freely in front of thier auntie????

[johnlambert]

My eldest was watching a film on the TV from the 1960's when she asked "dad, what was the world like when it was all black + white? were you glad when they invented colour"?

[JOEYGREEN]

ha ha. a few months ago I was driving home with my then four year old son. I moaned "oh no, I've got to do the pots when we get in!" to which he replied "Oh mummy, you're like a child!". There was another time when I let him have a sip of lemonade. Now I only allow him to have cordial or water so having something fizzy was a new experience for him. He had a gulp and said "Bleedin' hell, that's nice!"