Jogger

[Athley]

Just looked out of my front window and I've seen a man jogging past my house in the full jogging gear - with his 2 sausage dogs!! - What have you seen through your window that's raised a laugh or a smile?

:o)

[aka pixi]

I regularly see women walking past my window in their jamas/slippers going to their mates houses for a gossip. One of them even walks past with a cuppa in one hand and toast in the other lol

[Miss Inquiry]

I can't see anything apart from fog....

[JOEYGREEN]

I work in an office near where a lot of old people live. Some of them walk through our car park to get to the shops. A few years ago I looked out of the window and saw an old lady having a pee behind someone's car! Luckily it wasn't mine.

[4getmenot]

2 monks walking along with a chav boy :-)

[serendipity1]

the biggest laugh was watching a man, oldish ,walking past combing his combover back in to place only for the wind to catch it a second later and mess it up , i screamed with laughter , very wicked i know , but..

[RATTER15]

Well jogging and eating 2 sausage rolls make perfect sense to me!!

If he has a liking for fattening foods, doesn't it make sense to do some jogging to work it off!!

I actually sprint out to the car to go to the dairy to buy my fresh cream filled choux buns!!

[4getmenot]

sausage dogs ratter. Is it too early?

[serendipity1]

ratter i think athley was talking about sausage dogs and not rolls, haha you silly sosij!! xx

[IggyB]

though i think it would indeed have been funnier if it had been sausage rolls

[ummmm]

I've got a bus stop outside my house. I don't know where the bus goes but where ever it is strange people are going there!

[RATTER15]

OK, so it is early!!! So was he eating the Sausage dogs!!

Im going back to bed (#~@>+*) !!!!!!!!!

[Athley]

Thanks you've all made me laugh.

Ratter - you are mental!!! I think you need to stay in bed til teatime then go and get some sausage rolls!
JOEYGREEN - I saw a similar thing through the same window. A neighbour across the road (they often go out on the booze) came back early afternoon and had locked herself out and instead of knocking on someones door sqatted in the front garden and had a pee - they are now always know as the garden pi**ers!
4getmenot - yours sounds like the start of a joke ' there were 2 monks walking along with a chav boy when ....'
:o)

[rugeleyboy]

we have a drunk who walks past my place to go to his moms! it doesnt matter how drunk he is he will never walk under the street sign over the pavement so he will either walk into the hedge or walk onto the road to get past it!!

makes me chuckle everytime!!

[4getmenot]

I Love sausage dogs but I couldn�t eat a whole one! :-)

[4getmenot]

Nope they all went into the vicars house over the road. Maybe chav boy was repenting his sins

[Athley]

Yes 4getmenot - they do tend to repeat on me too!!

[4getmenot]

repeat! I'm talking about the hair balls :-)

[Octavius]

A dollop of mustard helps...

http://img220.exs.cx/img220/8990/hotdog6te.jpg

[Athley]

Excellent!!!!

[4getmenot]

mmmmmmm, I need my lunch after that :-)