Children's Questions

[Panic Button]

Who has had one of 'those' moments?

Last year I was sitting chatting with my six year old daughter, when she suddenly said 'Dad, what's a penis?'

I did a reasonable job of not looking like a sledgehammer had hit, and answering her honestly.

However that was nothing compared to the terror I felt when my son asked me that question every father dreads.

He was 12 at the time and not particularly sporting. We were watching the world cup when he asked 'Dad, what does offside mean?'

[behappy87]

I remember asking my dad what a virgin was! It was in the car with my family, needless to say, he got rather stressed! (He never told me though...)

And also, it's not really a question, but when I was younger, my sister and my Dad often spoke german to each other, and the german for thankyou is 'danke'. I used to like saying danke...and making up various words to rhyme with it....little did I know my 'made up' word (beginning with w) was already a word! My dad didn't like that much either!

[Panic Button]

Behappy 87 did you know that some people in football call Neil Warnock 'Colin'. Your comment reminded me of that.
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Ummmm excuse my ignorance but dos pmsl mean you are a bit tense at the moment? Bear in mind I used to think people were sending Loads Of Love

[ummmm1]

P issing my self laughing.....That should go into......

one of the best answers ever draw

[curlylfim]

my young step grandaughter was working out if men had willies and women noo noo's, and always asked everyone what they had, i would not say which i had, so this confused her, until in a busy shopping centre she finaaly worked it out and shouted that i had a willy ...

though the other day my friends 11yr old daughter said that i was "sexy".......
which i was quite worried about, until i found out it meant a different meaning to her, it means i'm cool

[tinac]

My teenage son was in the bath the other day when he realised there were no towels - he asked me to fetch him one but to leave outside the door and go away.

I replied I had seen it all before since he was a baby - his reply was - yes, but not this version !!

[hopalong]

When I was 12 or 13 we where watch TV when the word penis was said. My mum asked me if I knew what a penis was. Aye I said, embarassingly , Its someone who plays the piano.