Most stupid thing you have done whilst drunk/tipsy??

[PinkFizz]

Had relatives over for drinks last night - we all drank far to much!! Anyway, I woke up this morning,all bright and cheery,logged onto my PC to see an email giving me the delivery date of an �800 bed that I bought last night online!!!!! And yes I must have done, as I also in my very inebriated state somehow managed to print out the order reference as it is on the desk! Oooooops!!!!

[boro1986]

I have done some terrible things drunk. I think the worst was a new year bout 10 years ago. My best friend at the time invited me round his so about 2 i went round. I was hammered by then and single i knew his sister fancied me i didnt really like her but i was drunk. Needless to say i woke up naked with his sister in her bed. He is no longer my friend

[R~B]

i either try and remember ex girlfriends phone numbers (before i met the wife) or get into bed and call the wife an ex girlfriends name!!! DOH!!!

[geminij]

i dont know if i was drunk or spiked, but one night i couldnt remember gettin home, my eye was sore and 2 days later i had a black eye, weeks later i got in a taxi and apparently the night im talking about i got into his cab after he found me on the floor in an alley, he said i banged my face on the cab door getting in which explains the black eye. still to this day dont know how i got to the alley or if anything happened there, very scary.... the bed can be cancelled!!!

[drchasuble]

Trevor.

[PinkFizz]

I actually do need a new bed - we were talking last week about having a look at some soon - lol.
Seems my subconscious took over and ordered it a bit previous! Don't remember logging,on,choosing it - nothing!

[redcrx]

pmsl drchasuble. That has got to be the funniest answer ive seen today.

[Panic Button]

YEARS ago when I was at college I leapt out of my bedroom window on the first floor 3 times before someone stopped me. Totally relaxed while falling.

[loulou32]

Ive done loads of stupid things whilst drunk!! But I think the night my hubby got drunk was probably the most stupidist thing he's ever done. Let the kids spray his head green, told a complete stranger on the way home that he loved them, then proceeded to vomit many times while I held the bucket for him, then if that was'nt enough he told me very nicely that he was going to have a poo!! At this point he was downstairs on the living room floor and I had tried to get him up the staris but he would'nt go. I tried dragging him but he is a large man and he wouldnt budge. So I left him to it. lol Needless to say he has never lived it down and he was at my beck n call for along time after!!!!!!!!!!

[-Zorro-]

you are gonna have to wear your old one out pretty quick Pinky...(nudge nudge wink wink)

[curlyfilm"]

the list is long and distinguised,,,heres a few

1. set alight a brothel/bar
2. have a fight with the local mafia, same night as above
3. have a barcode tattooed on me bum
4. throw a large telly ot of a 5th floor window
5. show my bum in woolworths window, after loosing a bet
6. get arrested after a fancy dress (drag) night out
7. having to wake up next to someone, who i'd rather nibble me arm off, than wake up...
8. borrow a bike in amsterdam, only to fall in the canal with it

[##Wardy##]

I honestly do not believe I have ever done anything to note. When I do get merry (hardly ever drunk!!!) I tend just to eat the cupboards empty and sleep. I have never woken up in a strange bed or place.

A boring answer I know, but I can't recall anything at all!!!!

[Goodsoulette]

I generally just send lots of emails, messages and texts that I regret the next day, I on occasion insult and patronise people who I meet, especially those of the boy variety. I did however this saturday just gone go out on a works do and get blindingly drunk, told a friend they could stay at my house, forgot to leave them a key so said Ill leave the door unlocked for you, started undressing at the front door, made myself a sandwich, decided I didnt want it, continued undressing all the way up the stairs. Woke up with just my knickers on, bra in my hand hanging half off the bed. Did my friend do the polite thing and sleep on the sofa. No!! Climbed over me and got into my bed... not particularly comfortable with our friendship at the moment.

[curlyfilm"]

forgot too mention.......

1. at a mates friends sister xmas do,decided to climb a palm tree in the bar, bang went her promotion
2. skinny dipping in weymouth, at 3am, only too loose clothes....and walk back naked
3. skinny dipping in weymouth, again, though this time in december.........3am very cold, and that sand chafes
4. splitting the crutch of me shorts, with no pants on in front of me bosses wife
5. mmm just too embarrassing.......lol

[ummmm]

Too many to mention

[PinkFizz]

Blimey - can you imagine the evening if us lot actually met up for a drink?? The mind boggles!!!! lol