since a lovely young lady with large breasts and short arms, took over me local barber shop, i have been getting my head shaved once a week, now me so called better half, has bought me some clippers so i can do it myself....... what can i do.....................???????????
they've obviously developed a fault and need to be returned forthwith.
being the gentleman you are you will offer to take them back yourself, where upon you will unfortunately discover that they no longer have them in stock.
this means that you have had to get a credit note from the shop which you spent on products that you knew your other half desired deeply.