ex girlfriends dad

[dilf]

he went out to work one night and came back 20 minutes later to collect his bait which he had forgot, instead of using the key he decided to open the letter box and shout for his daughter to open the door. his daughter however was performing a act of horatio on her exceedingl;y handsome boyfriend right in front of his eyes. its one of those moments that make you sit up and squirm.
i met the man again for the first time since last week. he still hates me.i now have a daughter her age and i understand.
how shall i be punished

[ummmm]

OK...it's gone

[ummmm]

Dilf.....sounds interesting...I'm intrigued

[dilf]

come on darling lets go. your a bit bandy legged like tonight arent you . a good bath with dettol and a wire brush then bed my little sugar plum

[dilf]

jason and kylie or what

[ummmm]

Or what?

You gonna knock my teeth out ?



24 hours ish dilf.........xxxxxx

[dilf]

zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz


well what do you expect girl

[ummmm]

Can I be honest ????

[dilf]

no . never trust a girl who wants to be honest

ok then be honest and stop going in a huff

[ummmm]

I can't remember what I was gonna say now.....

[notfrom-oz]

thinking of changing my sisters dogs name.....from horatio

[ummmm]

Lol notfrom......

It makes interesting reading in the cold light of day

[notfrom-oz]

made me choke on my decaf!!!!

[Pippa68]

Hornblower?

[dilf]

talking of last night did ray and stevie seem a bit cozy at bed time or what . i would never of thought they were puddle jumpers . and by the way ummm when you finished your shenanigans you couldnt have stopped a pig in a passage.

pippa i do believe that you were partial to a bit of the northern blue steel panhandle

still im stopping in tonight for a onesome

[Pippa68]

I am partial to a bit of anything, dilf.

At my age I take what ever is on offer!

[ummmm]

Whats a hornblower?

Are you still off the fags dilf?

[Pippa68]

Horatio Hornblower..

[raysparx1]

A hornblower ummmm, somebody who blows a horn, I think, dilf, stevie & I top & tail, all perfectly innocent of course. I think pip was right about Horatio though, lol.

[ummmm]

Thought so

[dilf]

the act of horatio the male form of cumulo nimbus when done on a female of the opposite sex .
im still off the fags ummmm i can smell the birds in the trees for the fist time since afore the war. the smell of freshly mown grass on the early morning dew masked by the subtle fragrance of big dogs chum bum. im a new man.
think i'll go for a jog and scare some kids