What would happen ?

[Woofter]

If you lifted one leg off the ground and forgot how to put it down again.

Discuss. Sensibly. I'll BAN anything stupid.

Alternatively, ignore the question, I'll get over it.

[Woofter]

You didn't have to ignore it quite so quickly, take your time.

[legend758duo]

after a while youd get cramp in the leg you were standing on and fall over i guess.
thats as sensible an answer as is possible i believe

[Woofter]

legend, you might have rested it on the side of the bath, maybe for example to cut your toenails.

[devil monkey]

you would look extremely stupid and get laughed at. but in the end you would fall over and then look even more stupid.

[makemesmile]

What a load of codswallop.

I come home eager to read stimulating, intelligent questions on AB and find this....

sorry, just pretending to be Woofter ; )

Ban that!

[loukr]

hop?? obviously only if you remembered how to use the other leg properly..!

[dot.hawkes]

but a sensible person would actually lean against something and practise those exercises they suggest you do when you fly to cancun. iF YOU did that for a while someone would ask you what the problem was and you could say, 'I have had a memory lapse and forgotten how to put my leg down' and the person would call the emergency services and you would spend a short stay in a secure unit and then be rehabilitated into the community.

[cliffsweb]

you could ask a passing policeman how to put your leg back down, i suppose,
ban me if u dare.

AM I BOVVERED.

[whiffey]

Well I'll tell you something, thicko, I have clip-on SPD pedals on my bike, and when I first tried them out I ended up in Croydon cemetery resting against a tree because I couldn't free my foot. Ban me if you like, I don't give a gibbon's fart.

[bobtheduck-]

you would never win the world ass kicking contest

[stewey]

"Sorry, all our ABers are presently occupied. Please feel free to try again".

[devil monkey]

when you said you ended up in croydon cemetery i thought it was because you had died. silly me.

[Woofter]

Thank you to everybody who BOTHERED to answer, and to those of you who didn't, you can go and stick your head up a gibbon's bum. While waiting for Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear I had a number of options in the absence of Natasha. I chose to post on here.

Ha ha whiffey, you don't have the monopoly on garbage on here !! You stupid fool.

[Athley]

I am hopping mad!!

[-Zorro-]

wiffey....u ran arshole...may u die in pain

[curlyfilm]

but i have only one leg????

how do i do it......lol