What 5 things or people would you put in in room 101? My 5 would be.. 1. Cilla Black 2. GMTV 3. Country and Western Music 4. Bullies 5. Those annoying loan/claim adverts on TV.
1. Fiona 'phoney' Phillips
2. Able bodied people parking in disabled spaces (cos they can't walk 10 yards!)
3. Chav culture
4. The 'wrong' queue at the checkouts (you know the one that you didn't choose that always zips through)
5. Jade Goodey.
1.Picture loan ads
2. The queen + her dysfunctional family
3. People what speak bad english
4. Any female who f@rts outloud
5. Anyone who has lied about a military career
1) People who eat CRISPS in quiet offices
2) Harry Hill
3) Skip drivers using handheld mobiles
4) Frank Sinatra records (it's New York not Noo York)
5) Magpies
John, I find it a turn on when a woman has the b@lls to f@rt audibly in my presence, just so long as it smells of roses and she laughs when I drop one of mine!
LOL @ skreech, however, if a woman has the b@lls doesnt that mean she is gender challenged, oh that reminds me, can I have screaming queens as well? a la boy george et al?
1. People who dont clean up after their dogs
2. Michael Barrymore
3. Instruction Manuals printed in every language on the planet but English
4. Fishing/Angling
5. WAGS
1. That "it's all gone, it's all gone" kid on the advert!!!
2. Smelly unwashed people.
3. Cricket obsessives.
4. People who only think they should pay for your advice if it means telling them what they want to hear.
5. Rude, disrespectful kids/youths especially those who spit in public!!! Oh and who won't speak or write properly...had a secretary once who used to e.mail me in text speak!!!
1) The woman who says "ooooooh Danone" at the end of Danone related merchandise
2) Women Drivers
3) Men who think it is acceptable to attend a wedding or other formal occassions without a tie, albeit their suit may be Italian, they may look like Steve McQueen and it is summer. It is never cool and just looks bloody awful.
1. Michaela Strachan
2. Religion
3. Owners of dogs who leave dog mess on pavements
4. People that think they have the right to steal/murder/abuse.etc.
5. Roadworks