gentlemen

[cliffsweb]

imagine you're at a busy train/bus station, you see two ladie' s struggling with really heavy trunks.
one lady is 60, fat and ugly,
the other is 25, slim, blonde and leggy.
what do u do?

[dippiblonde]

I don't use buses or trains, can it be a taxi too?

[cliffsweb]

dont try and change the subject dippi, lol.
ok taxi place, anywhere at all really.

[Fish the Mod]

to be honest, go for the slim blonde leggy.

[RATTER15]

Without doubt I would help the fat ugly 60 year old whilst having a peek at the 25 year old, just a little peek!!

[sandyblonde]

dippi
you wouldn't get a really heavy trunk in a taxi

[blondie2007]

If it's a big trunk, you must be going on a long holiday. Going anywhere fun?

[dippiblonde]

I have bright pink cases anyway they look like one another, it is called matching luggage, they would fit in

[dippiblonde]

I didn't see fun's post has it been bannd?

[cliffsweb]

its hyperthetical, i think thats the right word, blondie.

i'm not the old 60 year old, or the blonde leggy, i'm somewhere inbetween.

[stewey]

Are these two lady-elephants who're struggling with their trunks?

[cliffsweb]

ha ha , you tickled me stewey.

[RATTER15]

stewey!! no tickling!!! get your hands of cliffsweb!!!

[ummmm]

The 60 definitely.....but I'm a girl so I suppose it doesn't count...


Stewey....have you had a question removed or am I missing something?

[good-arras]

Got 2 hands so help both of them

[cliffsweb]

brilliant ,good arras, 3 gold stars for being a gentleman,
u are a man i take it?

[stewey]

Ummmm, I was referring to a question that had been removed. That resulted in my question being removed, which resulted in your response to my question being removed, which in turn is resulting me in giving you a clue to the missing "user" in the very first post.

The "username" is : What was the name of the code broken at Bletchley Park in WW!!?

[ummmm]

Ok....so what did enigma say that got her Q removed?

Oh and Stewey.....My Norton run out so I now have adverts!!!

[Tha-Flash]

Here's the plan. I tell the blonde to wait there, "i'm just gonna go help that other lady first", so she see's me helping the other fugly woman. I'm not just helping one (blonde) because I want something (even though that would be nice).. I'm doing it because I would probably want help if I was in their situation... Then I come back to slim blonde, help her with trunk then get her number then BYE!

[stewey]

Ummmm, enigma did not get cut-off. The question asking about this person was cut-off. The question was {more or less): Has anyone heard from enigma lately?....................Now don't you be going and doing a daft thing by posting it!!

[good-arras]

Good plan The Flash, you sound like you are talking from experience?!

Yes Cliffsweb, I am a man