if you were my best friend, and it was my birthday, what would you buy me? and why? and if you took me for a day or night out, where would you take me?
I would buy you a complete set of recordings by Cliff Richard on the offchance that you like him. I would take you to the Fairfield Halls to see Cliff Richard, and a Big Mac and a pint to round it all off. If we get Hank on a red strat as well then that would be a bonus and we could go for quarter pounders with cheese.
I wouldn't get you anything, because 1 - you are too demanding...(see above) and 2 - you ask questions and don't hang around to see the answers therefore wasting other peoples time! (see below)