You know you've put on weight when.......

[PinkFizz]

You buy a pair of combats a size too big coz they look better baggy - and they are too snug!

You wardrobe seems to have more black and brown these days....

You get dressed in the mornings and avoid looking in the mirror wardrobes at all costs......

[TillyNilly]

When... your jeans used to hold your tummy in and now it spills over the top...lol
When... you're pregnant...

[PinkFizz]

When you jump up and down and bits of you keep wobbling after you've stood still again!

[TillyNilly]

lol@PinkFizz

[4getmenot]

you know you're fat when... the waiter hands you the menu and you say 'ok'

[MiniN]

when you order two desserts after a starter and a main!

[4getmenot]

when the back of your neck looks like a pack of sausages

[TillyNilly]

When old mates don't recognise the 'new you'...lol

[TillyNilly]

when folk say you look well...

[coco pops]

When you pull the bath plug out and your body traps the water behind you.

[TillyNilly]

When the best place to buy an outfit is the camping shop..

[redcrx]

OMG i did that water - bath thing when i was pregnant, its horrible.

when you cant tell if youve got pants on or not without looking at your bum in mirror :)

[lilacben]

They won't let you go to Belly Dancing lessons because they are worried you will injure someone........

You go to try on something new in "your size" and fins that it is "cut to small"

[melons]

or when the chinesse take away know your name and your only on the phone!!!

[PinkFizz]

When you are congratulated on your impending arrival........ and you aren't pregnant.

When you put a thong on ..... and then can't see the side elastic bits!

[melons]

or you cant see your plate of food as your chins are blogging in!!

Or you go for a bikini wax and they say can you just lift your stomach up a bit!!!

[melons]

sorry should have said bocking it!! Looks like my chins are getting in the way of the keyboard eh!!!

[4getmenot]

they still are melons

[melons]

i know i couldnt spell it for trying!!!
I best go and get them seen to.....................

Just thought of another one! Your boyfriend asks if you can feel anything!! or it wont stretch that far

[PinkFizz]

lol @ melons

[4getmenot]

yer you've had sex 20 times but you're still a virgin :-)