is your nose as big as your toes ???

[funkymoped]

just curious....
:-)

[unruliejulie]

Im interested in the man with the sack as long as his back pa____ul
and which toe do you mean funky, all of em, just the big one or maybe even the smallest piggy of all???? I need to clarify to be able to answer this correctly!

[unruliejulie]

pa_____ul, ive already got my tape measure out!

[Octavius]

Someone�s toes are in my nose.
Whosever could they be?
Since no one else is in my bed,
they must belong to me!

I wonder how it happened.
I just don�t understand.
I don�t know how my legs got stretched
out like a rubber band.

How will I ever get to school?
It is a catastrophe!
Mother! Dad! Get on the phone
and dial some help for me!

Based upon the above information, I would say that toeses are bigger than noses.

[Champagne]

Supposedly you can find out the length of a man's willy from the distance between his thumb and forefinger (if hand is held with thumb at right angle to fingers).

And did you know that if you hold your arms out straight from your sides and measure from tip-to-tip of middle fingers that is your exact height?

[Octavius]

Champagne, that�s a myth. I just measured the distance between my thumb and index finger and its about eight inches too short.

[caz247]

survey says your nose is the same size
as your thumb



caz

[Baby Jane]

your mad,mad mad the lot of you, but very funny