What is wrong with being a parent and partying with supermodels until 4 in the morning?
I don�t share my superior knowledge and experience on here at night because I am too busy living the high life, and I get up nice and early in the morning to go to my very well paid high profile job where everybody loves me. Then I head home at a decent hour with a bunch of flowers to my loving wife and child, before whisking them off in our chauffeur driven limo to a celeb-infested premier in Leicester Square and then the after show party. At weekends we either fly out to our yacht in la Condamine to enjoy lunch with Bertie or we stay at home and hold a champagne cocktail party for young local socialites and our neighbours and their families.
Everybody�s happy. Except you it would seem?