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Billy~Willy | 09:10 Thu 12th Apr 2007 | Body & Soul
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I love how people on AB seem to come across as these perfect human specimens, there are single parent on here who seem to spend there whole evening drinking wine and getting p*ssed, how great that they roll into bed alone after a night of flirting with other "fit" people until 4am, I bet your young children must have to stay in bed until you bother to get up at midday.

you all kid each other that you look great with no photos to back that up considering you spend your evenings on your fat arses

you are all in a dream world, using each other to feel good by flirting on a message board!! hahaha
If you are all so hot then why are most of you unhappily married or single, why dont you go out and find someone...oh yeah you have kids..the ones that have to put up with a parent who is too busy massaging their ego's on this site, then too drunk to be a good parent and finally on it 4 am which means the poor mites have to learn to fend for themselves. I bet the biggest braggers never have genuine photo's to back up their crap

but hey I guess most of the easy drunks on here (mainly women it seems) will still claim they look like Nigella Lawson even though we know they are some middle class ugly overweight bint.
the druggies will be ugly and skinny, guys this is what women are like now, attention seeking drunks who are as easy as a sunday morning.
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Oh yes 4getmenot I really am sad that the easiest lay on AB has not flirted with me, mind you after 3 kids she is kidding herself, I would rather have polio than attention from Ummmmm

Keep knocking back the cheap bottles of cider Ummmm
you do sound a bit bitter. One doth protest too much methinks
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No, it was Pinot Grigio.
I dont know about legend, he's usually in on the fun and flirting. Could well be Joe, show you face Joe
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What is wrong with being a parent and partying with supermodels until 4 in the morning?

I don�t share my superior knowledge and experience on here at night because I am too busy living the high life, and I get up nice and early in the morning to go to my very well paid high profile job where everybody loves me. Then I head home at a decent hour with a bunch of flowers to my loving wife and child, before whisking them off in our chauffeur driven limo to a celeb-infested premier in Leicester Square and then the after show party. At weekends we either fly out to our yacht in la Condamine to enjoy lunch with Bertie or we stay at home and hold a champagne cocktail party for young local socialites and our neighbours and their families.

Everybody�s happy. Except you it would seem?
the style and rudeness, so similar to joe the whatever.
It's not Joe, he loves ummmm. I love the way he's accused of being every @rsehole on here(!)

Is it just me who hates not knowing whose alias is whose? I'm so nosy...

What did I miss last night? I haven't been on in the evening for ages (I don't think)...
joe would give himself away. I cant see that legend would be quite so rude.

and just to answer, I rarely drink and am maybe on here 2 eves a week.
Whiffey was right....I don't drink cider.

Yes....I was very drunk last night, went out with my boss after work. The kids are at their Dads....so I'm free to drink as much as I want, get up when I want (work permitting) and flirt with whoever I want.

Zigzag/wild-bill/adar are the same user btw.
your up early today ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ?
11am crete....the joys of being a single parent :-)

Must admit I only got up because the bloody phone was ringing.


Someone needs to point out to Billy that Sunday mornings are never easy for us p!ss heads. If we ever see them at all!!!!!

Is it too early for a glass of wine do you think?
is it too early to start flirting ?
You're just being silly now :-)
Very brave of you Billy Willy to write such an account without knowing anyone personally. I would take my hat off to you if I was wearing one lol....def not Joe/Ward Minter.....why would he even bother writing this ? It does get very nasty on here, people tearing strips of each other...and this does bother me. But sticks and stones and all that.......take it with a pinch of salt and move on.
I suspect that this little cuckoo fell out of its nest and went and bonged its feathery little head.
Maybe you should share some of your wobblies with him Stewey.....Might help him to understand...!!!!

Might...
Ummmm, you use the word "him". I think it's a girlie coz if you anagram "Billy Willy" you get Lilly Wibly.

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