Should I stay or should I go............................................................

[knobbynonuts]

Have been an abyer now for about 3 moths (s hit sorry they fly dont they) mean months only realy go on technology and how it works as you can learn a lot and have had many probs solved on my computer solved there and have given out a lot of advise as well and that makes you feel so nice when you can help somebody else out with your knowlegge (wish someone could teach me how to spell) must admit they do not seem to have that much soh on there and did not realy fancy going into body and soul as it sounded weally weally boring but have been on b an s now for a few days and you lot have such a good soh just like me dr spock has just been out lancing boils and giving birth, vasectomys, ingrowing toe nails,and ti tty examinations (god when I grow up I wanna be just like him and work on the starship enterprise) and have taken a look at most of your queistions and answers on here and you all sound great but it seems that most of you have a close little community here and seem to know each other and of course have more than one name on here I only got the one and thats because my golden retriever is called knobby an he got no nuts and love the post by scotchollie about his organ donation and stewy think that this quest comes into the middle of stuiped and sensible so my ultimate quiestion here is can you accept a poor homeless little puupy into your lives here'
Think you see a little of my soh but can assure you it gets worse so lets have a vote here and keep it simple chicken for yea and beef for nay and maybe lamb if you aint sure any way we got duck for sunday dinner so we posh aint we...

[bigmamma]

Think I need a cup of tea , or something , and come back and read through that again knobbynuts

[bigmamma]

Think I need a cup of tea , or something , and come back and read through that again knobbynonuts

[knobbynonuts]

Well you lot on here have not let me down at all you seem to have welcomed me on and am so gratfull gr8tfull greaatfull greatfill oh well mean to say very fankfull tankfully o oh sh oit am appy that you have acceptied aksepted achepted me and by the way what the hell are we gunner watch now that life on mars has gone was not the best tv prog that you have seen for ages.......

[bigmamma]

See what you've done !!!!!! lol

[natalie_1982]

Bigmamma, you have a stutter?

[grumpii]

I only watch, live football,boxing and porn.

[bigmamma]

LLLLLOL !!!!!!

Seems to have appeared since trying to make sense of knobbynonuts posting

[natalie_1982]

That's nice...... but erm where did that come from though grumpii?

[grumpii]

knobbyaskedaboutsometvprogramme

[natalie_1982]

ohisee

[knobbynonuts]

Cheers for the answer nat but I being a good boy now gave up the wakky bakie and fags about 18 months ago and now I am a fullly blown alkie oy yaeasa thank you all you are all so brill and love ya all and blokes out there are excludid only femailes are welcome

[sleepyj]

i think the only time most on here have a good soh is when the have has a bottle or two of wine lol

[grumpii]

Notevengays

[natalie_1982]

My cat hasn't got any nuts either by the way.

[scotchollie]

knobby

Of all the posts I have read, this is by far and a long way the most recent one.

Of course you should stay, but I suspect, given the way you spell, you meant to say 'stray'.

I have adopted many strays, including lambs and chickens and each and every one of them was delicious. So my vote is chicken and lamb and a nice bottle of mellow Rioja.

Right, formalities over, welcome to the family, stop your bloody whinging and post a question for us all to have a stab at.

[sleepyj]

grumpy have you any nuts ?

[knobbynonuts]

Well I dont care you lot out there have seemed to make me so welcome on here that I am redused to tears now and that has made me feel so welcome I just hope that we can all send out our soh on here forever and you have gave me so many replies in the space of a few hours 31 in all at the moment and still counting so keep em coming you all a bayers

[grumpii]

No sleepy, i have balls ;)

[sleepyj]

so knobby what are your nuts like ?sorry everyone you know j have dirty mind . i never went to church today so i can be naughty for another week .

[sleepyj]

balls my ar*se lol you dont have any all mouth no balls