Should I stay or should I go............................................................

[knobbynonuts]

Have been an abyer now for about 3 moths (s hit sorry they fly dont they) mean months only realy go on technology and how it works as you can learn a lot and have had many probs solved on my computer solved there and have given out a lot of advise as well and that makes you feel so nice when you can help somebody else out with your knowlegge (wish someone could teach me how to spell) must admit they do not seem to have that much soh on there and did not realy fancy going into body and soul as it sounded weally weally boring but have been on b an s now for a few days and you lot have such a good soh just like me dr spock has just been out lancing boils and giving birth, vasectomys, ingrowing toe nails,and ti tty examinations (god when I grow up I wanna be just like him and work on the starship enterprise) and have taken a look at most of your queistions and answers on here and you all sound great but it seems that most of you have a close little community here and seem to know each other and of course have more than one name on here I only got the one and thats because my golden retriever is called knobby an he got no nuts and love the post by scotchollie about his organ donation and stewy think that this quest comes into the middle of stuiped and sensible so my ultimate quiestion here is can you accept a poor homeless little puupy into your lives here'
Think you see a little of my soh but can assure you it gets worse so lets have a vote here and keep it simple chicken for yea and beef for nay and maybe lamb if you aint sure any way we got duck for sunday dinner so we posh aint we...

[natalie_1982]

Grumpii has the nuts that knobby no longer has. Yes that's right he pinched them from a dog.

[grumpii]

Stop trying to chat me up again, you brazen hussey.

[ummmm]

Punctuation....or the joke gets lost...!!!!!

I'm glad you are happy knobby.....but don't cry. Save that for the fights!!!

[grumpii]

Yes, nat, a great dane lol

[sleepyj]

who is chatting you up ? :0

[natalie_1982]

http://www.petinfo4u.com/images/lola.jpg

Really Grumpii?

[grumpii]

No, his ears are bigger than my balls! pmsl. :)

[sleepyj]

i would not mind stroking that .

[megan07]

Hi Knobbynonuts you should stay, and i love chicken my spelling is rubbish also my punctuation and commas, i have not got a clue, but never mind thats just stupid me.
( Stay ) take care megan. :-)

[stewey]

Knobby, in order to be truly welcomed here and to have bestowed upon you the honour of permanent residence, you have to say something reasonably silly..............so when is this gonna happen then, eh?:)

[sleepyj]

im rubbish at spelling to as most of you can guess but who cares. i use to worry but no more :0

[megan07]

Hi sleepy that is the best attitude to have, enjoy your evening love megan

[grumpii]

Megan, you didnt do a full stop.

[knobbynonuts]

Will explain all now I have a great buttiful golden retriver that is called bouncer and he well lives up to his name but he as got a nickname that I call him knobby and he has had his nuts choped orf when he was young so put the 2 togegherr and wad you get but I still think that I love that dog more than I should do as he is perfect

[megan07]

Sorry grumpii, enjoy your evening take care megan.......LOL.

[whiffey]

Do you really mean your dog has no testicles ? How does it look from behind, normally you would expect to see a couple of danglies swinging in time with his trots.

[grumpii]

whiffey, you dog perv !!!!!!!!

[knobbynonuts]

yep he got no nutts and no trotts watsoever but as far as I know he still gotta prenus but dont wish to go into that to far as I am shy and me dog is is the greatest little dog in the world even though he has no nutts his soh is on par with mine

[grumpii]

Sorry to shatter your illusions, he will look after his own kn*b,and lick you with the same tongue every time you let him, not so perfect now is he.

[knobbynonuts]

Thank you so much nat that is what I am earfore