When I met my mother-in-law for the first time, my neice who was three at the time, sat on my lap and asked as loudly as humanly possible if I "had a ninny" like her. Later during the afternoon, she pulled a bra of mine out of the clean washing pile on our bed and proceeded to prance around the living room pretending it was her hat.
More recently, on holiday a local gent said that he thought I was very pretty, because I have green eyes and because..... I AM SO BIG! I kid you not. I am a size 12/14 and 5ft8 so not exactly whoppingly mahooosive, and was feeling pretty confident in my bikini this year as well.....
Oh, and my hubby's cousin who was 14 at the time, toldme I look just like that bird off the telly when I don't straighten my hair..... Nadia from BB. Charming.