Went to the park today with my kids and in the park was a man in a wheelchair, he had no shirt on, which caught my eldest sons attention. He then noticed his leds were missing from the knee down, and he said really loudly
" Mum, where has his legs gone to?"
In the process of telling him I dont know, he shouts out
"Hey mister, did a shark eat your legs?"
As I was letting the ground swallow me up, he came over and told Jay a brill story about how he used to be a pirate and was caught by the navy and they made him walk the plank and thats when the sharks got him. He was listening with his mouth wide open and asked him how escaped and he told him that Jack Sparrow came and rescued him. To which he responded,
"my mum has a big picture of him in her bedroom, she says good morning Jack when she wakes up everyday, dont suppose you have his number?"