virgin

[sleepyj]

like a virgin touched for the very first time like a virgin .i cant get this song out off my head and i saw mummy kissing santa out of my head . think it has something to do with that i want to break free .any one else been singing a song all day ? what is it .?

[sleepyj]

red you better let it in and have a look at it naked to see what it has to offer you .

[nat_84]

kick his ding dong and pull his moustache...

[liquidspace]

There's no excuse for a moustache Im afraid - you cant love men THAT much lol

[nat_84]

awww bigmamma - so are u a midwife? How old's your son?

[sleepyj]

funny we are in a man free tone on here at mo . nat im not worried about the older boy with girls he loves he computer more than any girl its the younger one always with the older girls 14 15 even 17 year olds that worrry me . no way do i want to be a gran yet not till im at least 50 odd

[nat_84]

lol sleepy - 13 and with 17yr old girls?! haha. Sounds like u have a stud on your hands - keep a wooden spoon by the door to beat the girls away!!

[bigmamma]

Nat , yes but now had to give in work due to ill health but delivered hundreds of beautiful babies. My son is now 22 and 6 ft tall . !!!

[sleepyj]

when the younger on was 10 he asked do you make babys by putting it up the b*M i said no he said he was going to ask nanny . i dont know if he ever did . :)

[redhead23]

i agree there is never , never , never a excuse for a moustache it is uneccessary and ugly , ill let the he/she in anyway see what it can offer me !

[sleepyj]

they all love him round here . he wants to join the air cadets . sea cadets . air cadets . just for the uniform . lol

[nat_84]

aww i'm sorry to hear that. Must be such a rewarding job!! My friend's training to be a nurse and had to witness the delivery of a baby a few times - said it was amazing and said i should take all the drugs on offer! lol.

Any advice for me...?

Aww 22 just like me! 6ft tall! Great height for a fella!

[sleepyj]

red watch your back he/she might be a nutter .

[nat_84]

HA HA Sleepy!!! Bless him, suppose i have all that to look forward to!! Birds and the Bees!! My little girl with be locked in her room with a chastity belt until she's 21 if i have anything to do with it!! lol. Actually i think Daddy will be super protective!!

[sleepyj]

wish i was 22 again . :(

[redhead23]

cant be any worse then me

[nat_84]

will be* where the flip did "with be" come from :oS

[sleepyj]

i worry like mad and he is a boy dont think i would ever sleep if i had girls . nat the day the baby is born thats it you never stop worrying about the child . sure us ladys worry more than the men . worry 24 /7 . lovely exciting time for you nat . i was well happy when i had mine . just time has gone sooooooooo fast so make most off it .

[sleepyj]

it dont matter now coz its only 35 weeks to day to Christmas day . lol i texted friends and family that to day dont think they like it much lol

[PinkFizz]

Why is this Q not on top when it has the most answers??

[nat_84]

Funny how all parents say that... maybe the day u become "impregnated" time moves twice as fast... Pregnancy goes sooo quick too... shocking stuff.

So were u 19 when u had ur first sleepy? that right?