nitestalker and bogeyman, I can see from your few posts you are indeed gentlemen of calibre.
If you have to insult somebody, then make sure you do it well. Saying somebody has a fat fanny is neither funny nor derisive.
However, when your wee stained Grandmother wept like a three year old when your slightly pervy grandad died, that is mildly amusing.
Sorry am I suppose to LMFAO. I hope not.
PS, I bet you a thousand pounds (that is 10x one hundred) that when, or if, you are driving you are one of those that get jealous of other peoples good fortune. If your parent (note the lack of plural) wasn't such a lower class sleepeasy, perhaps you could have done better. Just a thought.