Getting to know you.....

[jammiedodger]

Hi iv been a member of Ab for sometime now but dont really know anyone and would love to get more involved in the 'goings on!!' so heres ur chance to introduce ur self to me....... please tell me
1 ur age/ sex (u can lie if u wish!)
2 ur location
3 a random fact about urself
4 fav position lol (just to spice things up)
5 and anything else u find funny, important or strange about urself!
so..... i'll start
im 21/ female
northamptonshire
iv just finished a law degree, doing my LPC in sept
from behind (!)
i like to pick my nose!!!

[spanner7853]

35 female
east sussex
I am good at annoying people
all positions ;)
pregnant and annoying.

[Scylax]

1) 60ish M
2) South Wales, but originally Geordie
3) Have 4 degrees inc 3 Masters
4) Have forgotten
5) Play a mean 12-string guitar and collect
wristwatches

[carrust]

Over 40
Oop north
I've broken my nose at least 7 times.
Sideways.
I can mimic most farmyard animals, & I do a mean cuckoo & collared dove.

I`m 68 and have a really good head of hair for my age, it`s all my own - at least that`s what the producer tells me!

I have numerous children by many different women and even now I expect more to come popping up. My friend Mike had a similar problem when his son - my grandson - popped up unexpectedly. Mind you he has several more, one by my ex-girlfriend (the one who shagged his new wife) one by his brother`s wife etc. no doubt, even now he is dead there could be more coming to light.

I have been married several times (can`t remember how many) but at the moment, having fallen out with my current wife, I am sleeping on the sofa at one of my many exes (yes - the sofa - do I hear you doubting it!).

I have been in my present job for for fifty years having started when I was still at college - but now I`m retired aprt from the bonking. My jobs within my current job were mainly teaching although I did run a newspaper at one point and I have been a trolley collector for the local supermarket.

Actuall, I also have a nickname `Jammydodge` - got this because I used to disapear from my wife regular one a month - is that how you gor your name as well?

I take a size 16 shoe - have a look next time you see me, and I have a tattoo on my willy which says "Ken loves Deirdre (twice - crossed out once) Ken loves Margaret (crossed out) Ken loves Alma (crossed out) Ken Loves the FlowerGirl (couldn`t remember her name but crossed out anyway) Ken LOves Ena (she made me do that one and it`s crossed out) Ken Loves Rita (crossed out, that one was a bit premature) Ken Loves Emily (crossed out) Ken loves Toya (in French - crossed out). Ken loves shagging.

[whiskeysheri]

:oO I do it, too, JOEY! Killer when someone sits on your lap unannounced, though, eh? ;o)

[-Zorro-]

CB...you are gorgious xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[-Zorro-]

" I`m 68 and have a really good head of hair for my age, it`s all my own - at least that`s what the producer tells me! "


you are also a ghost...you have no AB name

[whiskeysheri]

As are you, -Z-! :o) x x x

[gaoler]

Hi Jammiedodger

39/male
Bedfordshire
Work for the Police (not a copper)
What ever takes Wispy68's fancy (she's my lovely girlfriend)
I fart a lot, and they can be rather smelly

Enjoy your time with us on AB

[gaoler]

P.S

I'm obviously a bit forgetful as i'm actually only "38" and not "39" DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :)