bras and tights

[fine,thanks]

are they the worse clothes ever invented ?

[legend758duo]

warpig read the pot correctly .

you women are such speeed readers .

and as for the thong finethanks i still have two.

a red one and a spangly purple sequinned one.

not for the faint hearted btw

but some seem to like it lol

[Goodsoulette]

No way, bras are a god send. although I have "heard" of one reason tights are cak. Sometimes girls where them when they go out and get drunk, and sometimes they pass out when they are drunk, and sometimes when girls are 18 drunk and passed out, there male friends might put them to bed and bot wanting look pervy they leave underwear and tights on passed out girl, passed out girl might wet the bed. Passed out girl then might wake up with cold wet legs and toes, with friend jumping up and down on bed telling her to get the fook up.

[fine,thanks]

legend me thinks you like them more than anyone !

[nutgoneflake]

Tights are awful, it's true! I'm quite tall, and have to buy extra large for them to be long enough, but then they're too big everywhere else. It makes more sense to find longer hold-ups - far more comfy!

On the other hand, I dread to think what the world would be like without bras. *shudders* I envy the women who don't need one, but the ones who do should be required by law to wear one! There's a mum at school who wears fewer and fewer, more and more skimpy clothes, and no bra, as the sun comes out, in the (very!) mistaken belief that she looks OK. I'm not a catty person at all, but honestly, she stops traffic for all the wrong reasons!! She looks permanently pregnant, and her enormous boobs sort of roll around her belly, reaching a startlingly long way down towards her belly button. She is well-known for it, but obviously loves the attention without realising why it's happening!

I WOULD brace myself and tell her, kindly, except that she's not very approachable, very foul mouth, if you know the type I mean??!!! She'd punch my lights out, I just know it! lol

[warpig3]

Legend, what pot???

Also on another note entirely legend is there any good trout farms around here that mrwarpig could take his dad fishing to?

[legend758duo]

fine did i once remove your bra in a back alley behind a weatherspoons in manchester??

or was that someone else??

[legend758duo]

beecraigs country park you can go fishing there.run by west lothian council.number in phone book lol

[fine,thanks]

no legend it was in glasgow, and you were rubbish.. : )

[warpig3]

HA HA Goodsoulette, that made me laugh and I too have 'heard' that!

[warpig3]

Thanks legend, will check it out.

[Goodsoulette]

yay warpig!!

[legend758duo]

fine thanks i was always good in glasgow .
got your drawers off too lol



you women get what you want then slag me off.

is there any justice??

[fine,thanks]

legend ,,,,,,,, dream on.

[legend758duo]

fine thanks!!!!


you said i was bl00dy brilliant .

sorry i pulled your hair .lol


got carried away.

adios senorita muy wapo xxxxx

[alinic]

Bras never! tights a big no no!
Stockings yes if you have the legs to wear them, and bras must be sexy! like all of mine!! lol

[carrust]

Tights....boooooo

Stockings....ohhhhhh yessssss

Triple gussets on nickers used to cut-off the blood supply in your hand

[mccfluff]

tights nooooooo
bras yes got some fantastic ones that make my boobs look even more gorgeous!

[mccfluff]

tights nooooooo
bras yes got some fantastic ones that make my boobs look even more gorgeous!

[mccfluff]

tights nooooooo
bras yes got some fantastic ones that make my boobs look even more gorgeous!

[rabbitygirl]

My dad (poor thing - house full of women) used to call bras 'upper decker flopper stoppers' which is exactly why they are great!!!