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My uncle Brian has been a bachelor his whole life. Never even lived with a woman. I remember going to stay with my nan and grandad and Brian said he was off to the laundrette. I thought this was amazing and wanted to go with. As we were leaving, I remember a really attractive woman, saying excuse me, excuse me, are these yours? Holding up a minging pair of pants..... stringy! He said "No, no, not mine!" whilst I was gigggling and saying, "yes they are, you can tell they're yours their covered holes"