Bus full of Badies!

[Black Noir]

If you could fill a bus with undesirables and people that generally get on your tats and push it over a cliff - who would you put on your bus?

Mine would be:

Lisa Scott Lee
Chris de Burgh
Melana (from average Joe)
Ronaldo
David Gray
Paul Burrell
Heather big hair Small

& Kylie would be the bus driver

[Black Noir]

I dunno, you pop out for an hour and return to a whole convoy of buses!

pa___ul im a southerner and it was my bus first so watch it cheeky ! although anyone who eats choccies from their lap is asking for trouble...could we invent the Quality street furry green triangle ?

[mccfluff]

Arnold you have a save a life card, use it wisely are you sure you want to save a chavette?

[unrulyjulie]

John MCcririck
David Dickinson
Fiona Phillips
Liam Gallagher
John Prescott
Pete Docherty
Kate Moss
Naomi Campbell
Christiano Ronaldo
Shilpa Shetty

my next door but one neighbour Pauline, the old cow could drive the bus!

( i know there are loads more but i can't think off hand)

[Arnold_Corns]

I feel very protective over little Stacey. If the show was real, I would go to the market stall, buy her cup of tea and give her a big bear hug.

Then i'll pork her senseless.

[mccfluff]

ooohhhh and the creepy pervy ar&ehole who comes in the pub stands at the bar and just stares at my bazooka's

[unrulyjulie]

mccfluff, now they will all want the name of your local!

[unrulyjulie]

i dont think i've ever been "porked sensless" am i missing out??????????????????? LOL

[4getmenot]

Can I just say I did have to look twice at question, I thought you had a thing about bald men :-)

[Black Noir]

We can always start a fresh list for baldies if you like:

Duncan Goodhew
Richard Fairbrass from Right said Fred
Britney Spears
Ainsley Harriet
Patrick Stewart

errrrrr cant think of any more

[4getmenot]

britney, had to chuckle :-) nice one

[dot.hawkes]

Manny Fontenla-Novoa

but there wouldn't be a seat for him cos it would be overbooked

[helliebobs]

Ken Dodd, Michael Douglas, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Robbie Williams (Quit his whinging once and for all), Jade Goody, Kerry Katona,Paris Hilton,Adam Sandler,Richard Gere,Jodie Marsh,Frank Sidebottom(try and save him bob),the guy off Bargain Hunt who isn't David Dickinson,the singer from My Chemical Romance who thinks he's Billy Corgan,Ricky Gervais,Natasha Kaplinsky(and her hair),Joss Stone,Miss Walsh, my old PE teacher who made my life a misery,Julie's next door but one neighbour,the snotty woman in the chemist who thinks I'm a teen mum, David Gest,Madonna,Guy Ritchie and anyone who was in any of his films(apart from Brad obviously),Darren Day,Britney Spears, Claire Sweeney(would you buy a house in Spain from her?)Nicole Ritchie, Lindsey Lohan, Barry Scott,The Nolan sisters, everyone in Eastenders.
And the driver would be Tom Jones :)

[dot.hawkes]

Adam Sandler!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooo you never seen happy Gilmore?

[geraint]

God you all sound like terrorists!

[dot.hawkes]

hey, we are far more sophisticated than that! When we want to destroy something we don't mess about

[helliebobs]

Yes dot, Adam Sandler, and yes, I have seen Happy Gilmore :) He still has to go, I'm afraid.

[xhxmxsx]

sorry i'd have to save richard gere and replace him with michael douglas