You could make a pant coat (like the Joseph one) to accommodate diffferent colour of pants you may have acquired, although I would recommend not putting any with skidders round the collar.
Hey Presto - That way you can have your shrine about you at all times!
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain, what I thought I knew.
round the bed I started creeping,
But the world was sleeping.
so I stole his pants.
I wore the pants with golden lining,
Bright colours shining, wonderful and new,
but on the right the seam was breaking,
And the world was waking.
Any pants will do.
A clash of pants, a flash of light,
My pants coat, flew out of sight.
The y fronts faded into darkness,
I was left alone.