Sorry to be cynical but we will

[Doc Spock]

all be dead in 100 years, if it comes sooner what is the problem?

[B00]

Oh ffs, drink a lot more rum & cokes and put us all out of our misery ( by being too drunk to type i mean, not any other way!)

[Doc Spock]

Hi Boo, find your own way of ending your misery.

[Psychick]

I'll drink to that!

[Psychick]

I meant I'll drink to what you said BOO!

[B00]

I aint got any miseries, but it's getting bloody boring listening to you b1tch about other posts. If you don't like it here, and you obviously dont, go elsewhere.

[smudge]

Just came up to put me pj's on & switch off - I think I timed that right then!

Nite BOO & all.....

[Psychick]

Night smudge!

[bobtheturkey]

are people not meant to mellow with age :)

[B00]

g'night smudge, see you in 2 weeks, hope you've got good news by then. Sleep well :-)

[Trinny]

What is it with you Doc. Someone actually posts a real problem on here, and you cant give a positive response. Lets hope one day you are not in need of real help huh.

[smudge]

Thanks BOO - very kind of you - you sleep well too.

I hope you have an easy time at work tomorrow, ready for the start of your hol's. Have a nice relaxing break - be thinking of you.... ;o}

[whiffey]

Can I say the noo ? Well I did anyway.

[Doc Spock]

Hi trinny, it is not a real problem, it is more than likely a silly joke to provoke a response.

[dot.hawkes]

hello, i am terribly terribly in a good mood tonight , keep cheerful please.

[smudge]

Nite, nite, Psychik - sleep well too.

[Trinny]

Did I miss something Doc.............where was the joke in the question? Not often I get f*cked off with peeps on here, but you have tonight. Lets hope you never have a real problem and need to talk it out huh

[Doc Spock]

Sorry Trinny, but is it real. There is so much crap on here , I doubt it. It is entirely the wrong place for such a topic.

[whiskeysheri]

What is your reason for coming on B&S, Doc?

[whiffey]

I'm with Trinny on this one. AB is no place to play silly bu$$ers and I suggest that in future if you wish to have a bit of a roist-about you add p.s. this is a joke to the end of your question. You are not the brightest bulb in the garden, so please take this advice in the kindly way it was proffered.

[Doc Spock]

On a final note, my cousin committed suicide 2 years ago, he did not pi55 about on a chat site for a few hours, he jumped off a bannister with rope round neck , his wife and 2 kids found him later in the day.
People that mean to do it just do it quietly.