Football Fan

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A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in North London and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Spurs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Spurs fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says "Johnny, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Spurs fan" he replied. The teacher still shocked asked "well if your not a Spurs fan, who are you a fan of?" I'm a Portsmouth fan, and proud of it" Johnny replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Johnny why are you a Pompey fan?" "Because my mum and Dad are from Portsmouth, and my Mum is a Pompey fan and my dad is a Pompey fan, so I'm a Pompey fan too" "Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Pompey fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time, what if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Johnny smiled and said "i'd be a Southampton fan."

[Quentin]

Goats are good